I do not feel proprietary about both of us being hugely tall.

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Just lucky

Once again, I am fifteen feet tall.

Everything I’ve ever done has worked.

I predict I will win the NCAA men’s basketball tournament.

The rumors that I will starring in a reboot of the Bourne franchise are untrue!

Tried and failed to befriend a goose.

V much!

I might go for a walk

It’s a CBB FM sclusie!

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Very truly sorry that so many things suck

I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.

Could everyone stop saying that I will be representing the USA in Solo Basketball Dunking? That literally makes no sense!

GUYS it is NOT true that I turned down a nomination for Best Actor. Please stop saying that.

Just did 10000 push ups.

I bet I could dunk.

I vow to watch every single movie ever made this year.

Everything always works.

Die Hard came out 83 years ago.

Thank you!

It is funny how long video game credits are. I like to watch them because it feels honorable to do so but they are just so hilariously long. 20 minutes? 30? I could put a movie on another screen and be done.

Really!! I gotta learn the names of new grocery stores.

“Science fiction? More like REAL LIFE.” - me, blowing minds

Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)

I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.

I will stand up for hot children of famous people.

All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating

Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or