actually statistical error.

Or a cosmopolitman.

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

Cold Pizza For Breakfast YouTube video by Christine Lavin - Topic

youtu.be/-R7iWsOilQs

A comfortable cat is worth reposting anyway, but the orthography geek in me is so tickled by "Çaturday".

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Just don't say the wine in the Poirot is French.

Did he sell the real estate he had in his bag?

But what did you watch too old? I used to love any old gory schlock but even watching Alien the other day I was thinking “those poor people, they’re just trying to get their job done”.

"Istanbul" (pick your version)

They just don't usually harpy on it?

That's how you can tell human authors from AI.

AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.

Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.

If nothing else, the flour has much less protein, due to the variety of wheat; it's closer to the protein content of other US brands' pastry flour.

Did you know that the guy who invented the ferris wheel never got to meet the guy who invented the merry-go-round?

They moved in different circles.

Seems Eco logical.

"I must be a creature of the night... I shall become...a bratwurst!”

Even coming from the US, I feel like I mostly know this from Li'l Abner, with all the connotations that drags in. My first association is the line in the Li'l Abner musical, "If I had my druthers, I'd druther have my druthers than anything else I know."

Eye level grills weren't a feature of my childhood, so my primary association is Flanders & Swann's "Design for Living":

"I'm delirious about our new cooker fitment with the eye-level grill. This means without my having to bend down the hot fat can squirt straight into my eye!"

SCROOGE: You boy! What day is it today!
THE BOY: Why, it's... Um... I dunno. One of the ones between Christmas and New Year. Maybe a Monday? Tuesday? 29th or 30th. Something like that. Is that right?
SCROOGE: No idea. Fuck. Was hoping you'd know.

A very Tom Bombadil interaction.

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

Who owns that many dice? That scourge of decent Canadian society, the dice smuggler! Who as you know commit 98% of all crimes in Canada.

Fun fact: Canada Customs in that era assumed all imported books were pornography. Dealing with them was so much fun.

Some ancient historians have argued that this is mere coincidence and 'Reply Guy' derives from the Roman tradition of the 'Gaius Replicator', in which the Senate chose a random uninformed citizen to respond to a speech given by an empress with 'o dei mei 🤣 roto arena ridens' or 'actualiter, domina'

(What is purple, commutes, and is worshipped for a day? A finitely venerated Abelian grape.)

Remember: emotional burnout isn't praxis.

Scary, but maybe too late for a good Halloween costume.

SHAFT!

Cover for The River Has Roots on a dark green background. On a pale cover, a squiggly graphic line moving from the top left corner of the book down to the bottom right corner is a portal into a soft, romantic landscape of rivers and hills; bursting out between the squiggle’s curves are bright bold dahlias in warm hues. At the top of the image are the words “The River” and at the bottom are the words “Has Roots”; below those are “New York Times Bestselling author Amal El-Mohtar.”

Oh hey y’all guess what I have a new book coming out in March 2025 & you can pre-order it if you want!
You can do so from anywhere, I recommend your local indie, but meanwhile here’s Macmillan’s link us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

That sounded more glib than I meant it to be. I haven't been there in many years, but I found the Sagrada Família fascinating in large part because it seemed so fractured. I'm not sure what my reaction would have been to seeing all those components somehow unified.