Truth nuke: If you are reading this, it is closer to 2050 than 2000.

Therefore, let us keep fighting for that promise! No matter how long it takes, let us keep fighting! Even if it should take eight score more, even if it should take eight-hundred score more, let us keep fighting! For life, for liberty, for the pursuit if happiness, for ALL! Glory, glory, hallelujah!

But the promise must be fulfilled! For if it is not, of what good is the existence of the United States? What good would the spillage of blood for the perseverance of its existence be, if the promiss that birthed it into the world is not fulfilled?

The promise was that all men were equal, and that all were entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The process to fulfill that promise has been met with scorn and opposition by many a wrong-doer. Even today, those who wish to deny this promise have been given great power to crush it

On this day, exactly eight score years ago, Major General Gordon Granger made a proclamation to the people of Galveston, Texas, that all people within were, now and forever, legally free. On that day, the United States began the process of finally fulfilling the promise it made in 1776 to all men.

jewishphysicsengine - Twitch Happy Switch 2 Day 2! (June 6th, 2778)

Streaming for the 2nd straight day of the Switch 2 existing with Mario Maker 2 Super Expert No Skip! #SuperExpert #Nintendo #Mario #Gaming #Battletoads

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Twitch Twitch is the world

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Come and watch me play Super Expert no skip to celebrate the launch of the Switch 2! #Gaming #Mario #Nintendo #Switch2 #SuperExpert

Also happy news: Toadette might be meta in the new Mario Kart game, yay! #MarioKartWorld

Twitch Twitch is the world

In honor of the first day of the Nintendo Switch 2's existence, I will be streaming the 2 today! Super Mario Maker 2, that is! I will be doing Super Expert No Skip from 8 pm to 12 pm Pacific!

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I would have won 2 sets at a Smash tournament today if I realized half a second earlier I could direct the Bowsercide off stage and win off of that oh well

I should have made a thread for my new fortnight resolutions, oops!

#NewFortnightResolution
Number 5:

Exercise satisfactorily at least 7 times this fortnight.

#NotAGymBro

#NewFortnightResolution
Number 4:

Watch 2 movies randomly chosen from Metacritic's list of movies.

#Movies #Cinephile #Random #Gamer

#NewFortnightResolution
Number 3:

Win at least 3 games or 1 set in a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament.

#SSBU #Smash #Nintendo #Gaming #Tryhard

#NewFortnightResolution
Number 2:

Read one random book suggested to me in a reply to this post, with chance of selection weighted by number of likes.

#PromoSky #Books #Literature #Reading #BookSky

#NewFortnightResolution
Number 1:

Stream Mario Maker 2 for 3 hours at least 4 times this fortnight.

Prefarably:
Sunday 7-10 am PDT
Wednesday 7-10 pm PDT

I will do either Super Expert No Skip, 100 Mario Challenge, or Expert No Skip, will decide later

#Mario #Nintendo #Gaming

Glad we can all agree that Pokémon Stadium is NOT to blame for moky continuously doing the strategy that one would use if they wanted to fall through the stage. #Melee #SSBM #FullHouse #Nintendo

Congrats to Cody Schwab on being the best Melee player at Full House 2025!

jewishphysicsengine - Twitch Happy Beat Up Nazis Day! (May 8th, 2778)

Watch jewishphysicsengine on Twitch! Super Expert No Skip!

#Mario #SuperExpert #Challenge #VEDay

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I appreciate the new influx of new followers! Thank you for checking out the channel, and I hope you all enjoy the Mario Maker content!

#Mario #VEDay #Endless #SuperExpert #TheSimpsons #Woke #Nintendo #Gaming #Gamer #Luigi #Pronoun #VDay #QuantumPhysics

Twitch Twitch is the world

Gonna stream some Mario Maker today at 9:01 pm Pacific to celebrate the kicking of Nazi rear! Playing Super Expert and mot skipping any levels, even the German ones!

#MarioMaker #VEDay #Nintendo #Jewish #Woke #Hardcore #NoSkip #Pronoun #Mario #Luigi #Spongebob

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jewishphysicsengine - Twitch NEW RANDOM NUMBER ALERT! (Mar. 31st, 2778)

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#Random #Quantum #Jewish #Gaming #MarioMaker

In honor of the first TRULY random number!

Quantum Computer Generates Truly Random Number in Scientific First A quantum machine has used entangled qubits to generate a number certified as truly random for the first time, demonstrating a handy function that's physically beyond even the most powerful supercompu...

This is the best day of my life. www.sciencealert.com/quantum-comp...

Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Battle of BC 7, Zain!

If Mario Maker 3 gets announced during the next Nintendo Direct, I will go to the bathroom that day and either pee or poo. If I'm feeling really happy, I'll do both. #Gamer #PromoSky #MarioMaker2 #Nintendo

Toadette is from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, not Mario 1. Fify.

I did nothkng for Mario Day, I'm a failure of a Mario fan

I went at 0-4 at my first offline Smash tournament LOL

If Nintendo cared about their fans at all, they'd stpp faffing anout and add Laser Jigglefish. #SSBU #TruthNuke

Congratulations on being the best Melee player at Genesis X2, Hungrybox!