That's not a punishment. That's a dream.

Found it.

I don't know what that is. I just have ✨The Orb✨

You can, but I'm not responsible if there isn't space

You can, but I don't have a designated chair for it.

✨The Orb✨

Locking misbehaving subs in ✨The Orb✨

I got to use a shock collar on someone recently. Would recommend. Anyway here's an audio where I hypnotise you into feeling as though I'm using a collar to shock you every time I deem your performance unsatisfactory.

www.patreon.com/posts/shock-...

Squodgephelp at their desk playing Pokémon Legends Z-A

Time to finish the Pokémon Legends Z-A DLC over on Twitch!✨

www.twitch.tv/squodgeplays

Btw I can drive now

Squodgephelp's player character beside their shiny Ampharos in Pokémon Legends Z-A

More Pokémon DLC is happening now!

www.twitch.tv/squodgeplays

Reminder that I make other stuff as well as kink stuff. maybe you'll like it. Maybe you'll like it more than my kink stuff.

There's only one way to find out...

Squodgephelp in front of their desk, ready to play Pokémon Legends Z-A DLC

More Z-A DLC happening now! ✨

www.twitch.tv/squodgeplays

Squodgephelp looking hot in front of their desk. Their monitor is displaying the Pokémon Legends Z-A home screen

Going live now, finally playing the some Pokémon Legends Z-A DLC

www.twitch.tv/squodgeplays

posting dollies during bluesky system failures huhuhu

Forbidden

Golly it sure would be nice if I could the notifications from this post, behind whatever code Claude vomited up.

Bluesky's doing an excellent job today at showing why vibe-coding is fucking stupid

Love how we had this series of extremely contentious and contemptuous interactions with this website's higher ups where they pretty much told us to our face "Yeah we're using Al to code, you fucking peasant. Deal with it." immediately followed by a good month of very frequent outages on the website.

Back in my yearning for latex drones to adore and worship me era ✨

Bonus points if they have hoods, gas masks, or anything to imply a lack of identity.

I got to use a shock collar on someone recently. Would recommend. Anyway here's an audio where I hypnotise you into feeling as though I'm using a collar to shock you every time I deem your performance unsatisfactory.

www.patreon.com/posts/shock-...

If hypnosis isn't real, then explain this image:

Well I already checked under the fridge but there weren't any there.

I love going to work in the office. I love to sit at my desk on the 86th floor and shuffle papers in my hands and look out the window and do my job on the 86th floor

Really in the mood to boss around a faceless drone as they do my chores, provide comfort, and look/feel shiny & squeezable

True!

Every day I get further from my goal 😭😭

Reminder that I make other stuff as well as kink stuff. maybe you'll like it. Maybe you'll like it more than my kink stuff.

There's only one way to find out...

Sometimes you just want to hypnotise someone and make them stand in the corner.

I really want to use a vacbed on someone, but those things are expensive, so you get to be hypnotised to feel yourself struggling and squirming inside one instead.

Available now for patrons!
www.patreon.com/posts/vacbed...

I really want to use a vacbed on someone, but those things are expensive, so you get to be hypnotised to feel yourself struggling and squirming inside one instead.

Available now for patrons!
www.patreon.com/posts/vacbed...