His phone better be in the ocean.

A framed pic of her and kiddo to take with her!

Accidentally signed up for the venue presale vs the artist presale for The Strokes 🙃

That is so obnoxious! Once is a mistake, twice is carelessness.

I’ve been to Marine Room but not George’s. Thanks for the rec!

That’s definitely what we’re looking for. Thank you!

Thank you so much! Every time I end up out that way, our events are in Lo Jolla or further north so I haven’t had an opportunity to explore downtown more.

Thank you! Would love your favorite quick bite/bar recs in the Gaslamp/Old Town or nearby areas if you have any!

If anyone has San Diego recommendations, I’ll love you forever! Going to be there so soon and I’ve been so swamped that I haven’t done any planning.

Hosted multiple 8-10 YO boys for a playdate today while also cleaning out our kitchen and living room for renovation starting Monday. This was earned.

Accidentally stumbled upon my college situationship’s account on here because he commented on the post of an account I follow.

He’s probably still emotionally inept but at least he is very anti-MAGA.

I need Diesel 😭

Every phone is on max volume. One guy is snoring. I know WAY too many details about their loved ones’ procedures and health histories.

Observing boomers in their natural habitat (hospital waiting room).

Honestly, scary. Proud of you!

The irony of five different #20 busses going past us while we waited in the cold for our car is not lost on me.

Being a millennial with a savings account is weird because I’m debating between taking the bus or a private car.

Of course then the tooth got left in the car and the car is valeted (likely until we leave) so all of that for nothing. 😭

Tooth fairy brings $2 bills in our house. We left for spring break and I told my husband to bring some just in case. The oldest monster lost a tooth 1 hour into the car ride.

Parenting win.

I despise performative hustle culture.

Just saw a “this is why cold calling is better for you than alcohol” post on LinkedIn. The people there are not okay.

WHAT A PLAY CALL.

That was a roughhhh BOD meeting. Spending my feelings on the Vuori website.

This is? Somehow? Not a huge joke???

When my husband is questioning how I know all the words to Danza Kuduro and I have to remind him that my SIL is Columbian and my bff is dating a DJ that only speaks Spanish.

Will It Blend - Chuck Norris YouTube video by Manolakis2

RIP Chuck Norris. Gone, but never defeated by a blender.

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I’m obsessed with making Shirley Temples with Diet Sprite. I’m not a real adult though so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Could be a crackhead!

Happy Amateur Sketch Day to all who celebrate. 💚

RIP Scott. 💔

The Format with Phantom Planet opening!