Oh you like slow burns? Well I’ve written 85 thousand words and they haven’t even kissed yet. #fanfic #Ao3 #jegulus

When I was seventeen my guidance counsellor told me that “academia would open doors,” what he failed to mentioned was that those doors would lead to debt and constant anxiety. Should’ve become a plumber. Fuck you, Mr Stewart. #academia #phd

Statistically, I’m part of Britain’s intellectual elite. Realistically, I wince every time I have to buy olive oil.

As someone with a (dusty unused) degree in photography can I just say: “shake it like a Polaroid picture” is a deeply misleading lyric. Please don’t shake your Polaroids, it hurts them.

MPREG FOR KIDS. I wonder if the author will cover #cakeverse next in the sequel?
#ao3 brainrot is real.

Na but seriously I bet this sent a conservative into an early grave somewhere.

Mark we know that’s you.
Please don’t make your midlife crisis our problem. #facebook #millennialcringe