You fucking heard me. Fuck off cunt.

How Democrats lost men? For fucking serious? “How woman asked for rape.”

“Not that woman.” Yeah. We got it, misogynist. Next you’ll tell me you have a lady wife or a woman sister. I see your trick bag, dickhead.

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Thank god there was an unqualified white guy to support. They almost had to go out of their tiny box!

Dirtbag left proving it is also monstrously sexist.

Someone made an AI picture of a CEO

Fuck off with you, suck-up! Time to let a new CEO suck up to the fascists.

Theft that Tim Cook and Tim Apple are trending is why this place is fantastic.

So mad we didn’t have this

Well hello, discovery!

I remember that town hall with Hillary. They hated her because she told them the truth.

Show a writer you love them by listening while they talk through their plot holes get 6 hours and solve it themselves while you offer zero input except to make snacks.

Don’t fuck with elderly Germans on vacation.

If you've built a personality around gleefully "offending liberals," here's what you need to know: we aren't offended. You haven't hurt our feelings or made us cry. You sound like children to us, and we're sick of responding over and over to your infuriatingly stupid talking points, but we keep doing it because people's lives might literally be at stake if the wrong kind of idiocy is allowed to spread too far. You're not erudite debaters "owning the libs." You're the rotten annoying little kids kicking the backs of our seats while we're trying to keep the car on the road.

This. And this isn't just about MAGA. The "far Left" are every bit as bad at this, hating on Liberals (baselessly, irrationally, hypocritically) as their entire personality. Just pathetic children either way. Both always trying to play the victim too.

How? Show your work.

Let’s say he’s a great guy. He may very well be. Is he qualified to run the fourth largest economy in the world? No. He has zero experience. All he has is his money and his ego and ideas he doesn’t have to test.

One million dollars raised. By the people, for the people.

California, thank you. We're just getting started.

Join us: xavierbecerra2026.com

In a scene from the Star Trek episode "I, Mudd," Dr. McCoy, Scotty, and Uhura are standing around stomping and clapping while a crazed looking "Weird Al" Yankovic jumps into the air with his legs and arms outstretched.

Day 20 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot

#WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #WeirdAlYankovic

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

AG who is killing it!

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And they’re doubling down because they know they fucked up but like republicans, they will never admit it.

Californians!!!! Black people have largely organized around Becerra. We make up only 5-6% of the population. THE REST OF YA’LL MUST COME CORRECT!

The people who refused to vote for Harris because she was, in their view, insufficiently opposed to Netanyahu's genocide think of themselves as high-minded. They are not high-minded. They are narrow-minded. Booker illustrates that point here.

Liz Cheney says we all need to support Harris? That's proof Dems were always the real fascists.
The left says we need to support MTG? That's just a moral embrace of the poor marginalized right wing extremist lunatics that Dems are always so mean to.

Pokey baby those are Cheerios

I’m only gonna say this once and then it needs to happen and I need to be on it. Let’s Riverdale Blondie.

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