i own a high powered assault rifle, i own a 12 gauge double barrel shotgun, i own a regular shotgun, i own a regular hunting rifle, i own a 9 millimeeta, a 357, a 45 handgun, a 38 special, a and uh, i own an m16 full automatic ground assault rifle
the preacher man says its the end of time
landlord problem
i sowed (dumped grease down the drain) and now im reaping (all my drains are clogged)
im glad u agree 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
every fucking time i get drunk i spend the entirety of the next day an emotional wreck crushed by an unknown impending doom and unable to function because of it.
the solution to this is obviously to get drunk again.
i love people. i hope i can be one some day
i get horny once every 3 weeks for maybe 5 minutes total and if u miss the qte ur outta luck
been listening to a lot of fidlar the past couple days if that tells u anything abt my current mental state (good)
WEARING SHORTS RN
GOD IS GOOD
living 5 minutes from the mississippi >>>>>>>>>> living 15 minutes from the ocean
AAAAAAA aAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
if it wasnt so fucking windy it would be perfect getting drunk by the river weather
A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.
happy lesbian week
>check weather as soon as i wake up
>weatherman says itll be red flag before noon
>keep waiting for the burn is off text so i can go back to bed
>text never comes
>go to work
>get everything unloaded on site
>"red flag warning guys pack it up"
le sigh
to be a woman is to have extremely complex feelings about your father
i introduced my gf to my family this weekend and my dad didnt say a single word to it he HATES that im a faggot
remembering that whiskey can be mixed with mountain dew has made it much more tolerable
he hates that im a faggot
parents in town this weekend, last thing my dad said to me before leaving was, with tears in his eyes, go to church and therapy
the funny thing about moving from a 50 year old moped up to a klr650 is that literally every complaint people have about the klr is 100x worse on my moped so i dont care because this feels downright luxurious by comparison
hell yeah
the pebble 2 round is nice and all but a digital watch should never be a circle
i hope one day pebble releases a square watch that isnt giant and doesnt look like shit
too unreliable too sedentary too empty too unstable too unworthy too boring still not a person and never will be
at this point in my life im unconvinced ill ever manage to have a relationship that lasts longer than a year
iwnbap
do u think itll go off if i bite down on it hard enough
i should be shot dead by all i have access to is a .22 rifle