Lol

Cropped screenshot from my youtube subscriptions page: Maximum is streaming world of warcraft. The stream is titled "RWF Mythic Day 11 Addons Are Not in the Game Anymore They Removed Them", above the title is a thumbnail for the stream showing someone in the middle of a raid fight with several addons (designed to make that specific fight easier to perform) clearly visible onscreen.

Seems legit.

I was told that Iran keeps shooting down F35s so I asked how many F35s we have, and they told me "oh we just go get a new F35 afterwards" so i just said, "sounds like you're just feeding F35s to Iran" and then they started crying.

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

Bluesky is bad because everyone thinks identically (tells me I stink) instead of featuring a diversity of thought (telling me I'm a smart handsome boy)

Totally worth stalling out your professional development to create a rentable dependency on this crap.

What the headline doesn't say is that the factory produces a cheap drug that is only produced by one other pharmaceutical company: Teva, in Israel.
Israel is knocking out the competition while also killing patients.

katie (@katefeetie) on twitter: "put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling"

the shower

Kaveri joskus muinoin lausui:

Tyhjä paperi
Puhdas kuin lapsen mieli
Perseet pyyhittiin

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

Kiitos Juha tästä, ei tullu ollenkaan itelle mieleen että vois olla tässä täysin vakavalla naamalla esitetyssä ideassa jotain pielessä.

Kokoomuksen vois vaan suorilta lopettaa, en usko että haittais ketään.

Nice

wife just pranked me by “accidentally” sharing pics of her and her boss in a hot tub in Cabo. Not falling for that one Linda, I know you’re at a conference in Phoenix lol

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

4-panel comic. (1) [Black panel with white text boxes] TEXT BOX: And God said, "Let there be light," (2) [Sun radiating light.] TEXT BOX: And there was light. (3) [View of bright sun rising over Earth's horizo] (4) TEXT BOX: God saw that light was-- [Chat bubble from Earth] CHAT BUBBLE: Can you add support for dark mode? Open xkcd.com to view toggles for different modes.

CREATION

Happy April Fool's Day!

xkcd.com/3227/

The awful man's birthday is upon us once more, and we must partake in the foolery or he may never leave.

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

i know writers who use AI and they're not writers

Three people work in an office, each with a cartoon version of AiAi, the protagonist from the Monkey Ball series, on their shoulder.

Game Infarcer: Super Monkey Ball Devs To Incorporate AiAi Into All Future Titles: ‘There Shouldn’t Be Humans Involved’ gameinformer.com/parody/2026/...

It’s about time.



C++ is going to be rebranded ++C (starting with the ++C26 standard) to discourage unnecessary use of the post increment operator.

After years of requests, it's finally here 📖

A physical back-up of all my 60,000 game assets. Each page features a high fidelity print, perfect for analog developers. No more reliance on the web or the cloud. It's yours, forever.

Available soon!

to keep up with the times, deathbulge comics now feature reactions

In Finnish "lahkoveren" is the genitive singular form of the word for "cult blood"

"I need to still test Marathon on Windows-Deck"

What was this about then, you're a steam deck website that reviewed a game without using a steam deck?

I assume they got paid enough to not care about that.