Just repotted Alan. He’s a hefty lad these days.

Pretty sure a ‘double egret’ is something you do on a golf course.

That’s someone’s toy shark stuck in the bank isn’t it?!?

I did this during lockdown. It was the only thing I could sit through (and enjoy).

Risotto and soup 😁

That’s my Mothering Sunday gift request sorted then 😊

Tried playing bed chicken with the Ginger Ninja.

I lost.

(She’s still there)

😂😂😂

Thanks Lovely Debbie McGee

5 hours in the bottom oven. Easy Aga chicken stock. For ‘things’

When your bed is so comfy, but the fire is so flipping warm and robs your muscles of all their strength…

Made a smashing moussaka tonight.

Yum. With bells on.

Do I know anyone with a Cricut?

#Cricut

The end of a bag of McCains (about 6? 8?) Home Fries in a wrap, with grated cheese, tzatziki, Tajin, cucumber and tomato slices on the side. Pint of tea.

Someone just asked for their metamorphin prescription.

#pinkranger

I now have FOMT and must buy a Sleep Turban immediatement.

My Ken Dodd morning hair isn’t even remotely funny. Alas.

Excellent cold weather food: pressure cooked greens (kale, savoy, leek), cheese sauce, gnocchi.

First time I’ve cooked properly for me this week. It was quick, easy, and lovely.

SIMPLY HAVING A

And now I have massive FOMO

A black and white photograph of a dark coated Cairn Terrier looking at the camera.

Several Pharma Puppers today so I’ve had to choose my Pupper of the Day.

This gorgeous little Cairn Terrier popped by this morning and she was a delight. I still miss my beloved Lily and can never resist saying hello to a Cairn.

A brown and white spaniel puppy is standing on a patch of gravel by a wall. She has a stick half under her paw and the other half pointing upwards. She has her head down and is chewing the end pointing upwards, this pose is showing off her beautiful fluffy ears.

Pharma Pupper of the Day is Bella. 5 months of pure Spaniel joy, and far far too busy with STICK! to pose for a photo. Luckily I managed to catch the serious ear action going on though.

Viz top tip: Housewives. Make the normally mundane task of switching the central heating on a little more exciting by singing the heating on to the tune of 80s hit the heat is on by Glen Frey as you are doing it.

Morning motivation

Well that’s a joy to wake up to… Suddenly gone off the idea.

Where do you get it from Nic?

Yep. Ruined many a beach picnic ham sandwich.

Same.

Although I do spam the other with dogs too.

Pharma pupper of the day…

This is Nala, she is 9 months old, and redefines the term ‘a box of bombs’

Johnson saying he can be "a bit spectrum-y" because he doesn't understand other people have feelings is like people who say they're "a bit OCD" because they like things tidy. Get to fuck.

Or not… no power. Hurrah for an open fire.

Oops - been at a wedding. Will catch up in the morning ing xx