it’s not

it’s a pretty believable coupling if not for the epic ton of drama behind it. two stoners who just want to chill

i am happy the sixers won but i would easily consider a bet who’s still active by the summer house reunion vs still active in the nba playoffs

is this how people get on polymarket. are these the bets they start considering

that’s a bingo

🫣😳📈

ay yo Franklin sucks though

am being told this is called “Michael” and not “thriller”

whatever. I’m gonna call it <norm macdonald voice> box office poison

sixers:

Phillies:

summer house then WWHL with jesse solomon tonight:

watch summer house on bravo instead

if trump sees this post, patel will be gone ten minutes later

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

can’t believe the Washington generals never got one

can’t believe Lucy never let Charlie kick that ball

may be seeing Superbad with the kid on Sunday

have not seen it since it first came out

he’s 13

we’re making good decisions. he originally wanted to see “thriller” 👎

maybe they get the rabbit poops

what if we just had good teams in the playoffs

Gasp. Gasp!!

bet the bar has something to help with that

rectum? it nearly killed him!

motherfucj that was a mistake reading this at work

that’s not “the” hockey

are you sure it wasn’t caching. or dns. or dns caching!

does the hockey happen tonight

the WIFE had a great idea

orange superlyte specials for the flyers

ladies……

that’s us. no fun allowed

fair enough

this and the other guy who showed off his automated kalshi betting app…. people are not ok out there

what makes you say AI was involved

we had a guy like that here for a while

he got fired

18 hours a day? those are rookie numbers

someone sent their resume with the subject “saw your name in the Epstein files”, then said, “now that I have your attention, I’d like to apply for the job”

dude. Can we stop doing bits

Live for it. Bleed for it. Die for it.

#letsgoflyers #ignitetheorange