A man taking a selfie in a mirror showing off his front side in a white jockstrap

A man taking a selfie in a mirror showing off his ass in a white jockstrap

The way you can kinda see it from the front tho….

No one tells you how about the part of having a PA where you're having to get a large metal bead out of your urethra on a regular basis

at this point if you're not a furry you're just being unprofessional

Just a heavy boi 😘 #scs

This is cute as hell

It feels like every time we're in the studio there's another strange beast in here

Getting to the age where people blow up the polycule and swap to IDing as cishet and try to marry and have kids ASAP and discover that wow the straight people you meet through church or pickleball aren't super keen on settling down with someone who IDd as nonbinary pansexual poly for the past decade

This and the vibrator is the nightly wind down routine tbh

This and the vibrator is the nightly wind down routine tbh

So sorry you've fallen for propaganda if you don't sleep nude

Getting forceyanked yeah

Went to Olive Garden for the first time and it felt like a TF scenario where I'm just getting TF'd into an American tbh

Yeah exactly. And like this was on a busy street and people were yelling at the driver but honestly that's probably the content they want

Walking home from the gym and there's a Cybertruck with no license plates slowing down as it passes women dressed up for clubbing 😬 Cap Hill vibes getting steadily worse as the tech bubble lingers tbh

(Even worse, if you let developers build retail whenever and wherever they like, they choose tenants who can sign very long-term leases with very strong guarantees, which means you only end up getting very large chains.)

Whoops sorry wrong account. I'm a big horny cow uwu

Retail spaces take a long time to lease up. And the alternative is bleak neighbourhoods with no amenities, and cities with very high retail rents in the very few places that developers chose to build them.

I feel like that'll just make me fall harder and more hazardously tbh but also yes

I might not be funny, and I might not get pop culture references, and I might not understand blocking - but when I'm in an improv class or jam or show, if I need to fall down on stage, I will commit to falling down so hard and so unsafely every single time

GET PREGNANT NERD.

Absolutely goals 😍

I just thought my tits looked real suckable here tbh

💯🐮

I just thought my tits looked real suckable here tbh

A man takes a picture of themself in a gym washroom mirror. They are wearing a tan tank top.

It feels so good and I'm so grateful to have my gym back again, the brain is so happy omg. Gonna work towards regaining my strength again.

The new homophobic lighting needs to go though.

An anthropomorphic cow woman with human skin is lifted out of a cow transformation machine with her clothes ripped and her udder leaking profusely, she panics, as dialogue hints at a need for imminent milking

Seems @jessthething.bsky.social followed her partner into the cowification machine.

New pfps just dropped! Very happy with em.

🎨 by the lovely @thedinosaurmann.bsky.social

Still need some intros for the upcoming season! If you have a cool character you'd want to show off to the world with a short audio clip, DM us about it #ttrpg

Still need some intros for this season of the podcast. If you have a cool TTRPG character you'd want to show off, let me know.

Was going to do some outdoor activities but it's fucking hail and lightning out there right now