No Kings includes Draft Kings

a human is just a jailbroken monkey

A small brown ape-like thing is latched to the back of a large white yeti creature, drawing blood with its claws. Below this grisly scene is the caption Season's Greason's

Thanksgiving is over so you know what that means

in short:

if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.

I’ve seen this video posted everywhere and it’s AI

Happy Spooky Lakes Month to all those that celebrate

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan

PETER PARKER: it’s ben

MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

cities are cesspools

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

9) Please do not get a dog or cat until you can either afford pet insurance or can financially facetank a surprise $5k bill. This will save you from potentially having to make some extremely shitty and painful decisions.

romance heroines love to see their love interest for the first time and be like "never before had I seen such a cruel, uncaring countenance" girl you are going to be gasping for it in 250 pages. as soon as he processes his trauma from the Crimean War its over for you

*entering a bank holding a snake eating itself*

EVERYBODY BE COOL! THIS IS OUROBORY!

It is so easy to take the pleasures of gaming for granted and get lost in cynicism. This lovely piece by @platanoranger.bsky.social really speaks to me and gets at why even the silliest little games are worth celebrating. More killer stuff from @endlessmode.bsky.social debut.

lol this is honestly the shittiest marching

it's so bad it almost feels like a form of protest

I was in marching band in high school and this woulda got me an F

If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.

Whatever all-wise, all-powerful deity may exist, I don't think they'd let an old fashy sin-diaper sleep peacefully at their high-priest's funeral, held in the church-iest of their churches.

Like, you get what I mean, right? That was the moment. One lightning bolt, & bam, we'd all be Catholic today.

who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos

the loomer stuff tracks with my broad framework of the world since 2015 where any morally bankrupt person I reflexively feel is supremely unworthy of my attention ends up being somebody who i am professionally forced to pay lots of attention to for years and years

TIL it’s possible to doomscroll the Stocks app.

Serie: Naughty Fairy Tales A terrible curse goes erotically right.

Accidentally stumbled across a series of "naughty fairy tales" and this tagline might be my new favourite sentence tbh

Somebody please just do it

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy on a cinema screen says: I am the protagonist Panel 2: Blue Guy sitting in the audience, pumping fist, yells: YES Panel 3: Pink Guy: But I’m not necessarily “The Good Guy” Panel 4: Blue Guy choking on popcorn: WHUUUUUU

Media Literacy In 2025

we're living in dystopia when we could've been living in dat topia

elon musk being alive proves the deep state isn't real

A taco bell drive thru sign and on the marquee part it just says TRY