Personally, I preferred your 615,099th rant.

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One of the downsides of living in Wales is I can't get involved in this @livingstreets.bsky.social campaign to address pavement parking. But for those of you in England, perhaps take a look? act.livingstreets.org.uk/page/189938/...

“Live by the suit, die by the suit” is my favourite quote from suits.

Just remembering when my ”cool” older friend called me and said “still like suede since they turned into Babylon zoo?” and yeah.

A bad album, although I wouldn’t have admitted so at the time. I think electricity is just about the best track but then I think I have a weird aversion to everything will flow so you’re probably right.

Oh wow Tim can finally take Daisy to the ICA to see Akira.

Inside of a Swede is orange, inside of a turnip is white.

Trouble is in our new design we hide buttons and links until they are relevant and the LLM just keeps generating code that loads for 20 seconds then outputs a blank page. The loading animation is cute though!

Come on, Cat in the Hat is the best Batman villain.

Spurs on one screen Newcastle on the other. Somehow I’m still standing, posting.

In a pub and have no idea whether they are showing newcastle, spurs or Forest and really not sure if it even matters

You had me at “Hi”

It’s actually cockney rhyming slang for ”Terrible Fries”

Bass loves to be plugged straight into the desk.

It’s a great song as are the others. Feels like too much dessert having banging tunes *and* on point lyrics.

Would it help if I told you it‘s not as bad as a typo in a URI?

Milk from dogs!

Also PSA for anyone that needs to know that the Red Dwarf books are really good and surprisingly accurate about scientific theories on black holes

Water nonsense used to be fun. There was total uproar in my geography class when the teacher said “there’s always the same amount of water in the world”. One kid finally won by saying “what if I take my bottle of water to space“?

I remembering seeing the fall of the Berlin Wall on Newsround on Children’s BBC. One accidental Morris line from the report stayed with me: “People are climbing on the wall and celebrating: Something they used to be shot for”.

One problem with Milo not being on trash future at the moment is that the bit where the entirety of local and national government is run by a single harried man with an iPad has not been developed to its full potential.

Or sometimes the modal isn’t even visible and it’s a toss up between the cause being a modal or if Arc (yes, I can’t move on) has crashed again.

A JavaScript function written in VS Code intended to show that syntax highlighters can’t handle hoisting after a return statement but which in fact shows the exact opposite.

”I’ll teach my syntax highlighter a thing or two!”

*syntax highlighter correctly handles hoisting*

Nevertheless…

That one is amazing. Office Space (it’s not called that) to Surface Tension is pretty flawless too.

Yep, in America it‘s corn all the way down.

Two contestants on going for gold either side of an indecipherable arrangement of numbered cylinders of different sizes

It’s playing Going for Gold!

For the love of god please pretend you know JavaScript and save my joke: bsky.app/profile/alec...

Adrian Childs sitting on a red sofa as close as he has ever been to smiling

Woah! Has anyone else tried this new JS function? Looks like it just launched today: document.sofa.appendChilds()

Ooo, you should do a “Chris Morris setting down a gun“ one too.

Not for Keynsham

Are they using the digital price labels. I’ve seen some interesting price fluctuations in co-op and ASDA petrol station since these came in.