Her last name is Gonzales.

Tig Notaro would like a word.

I'm a Snickyfritz too! It's my family's nickname for me. (I just came across your account in a reply elsewhere.)

I can only mute so many words!!

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This is very long but I promise you, you will be glad you took the time to read the whole thing. Just a brilliant masterpiece going in wild directions. archive.is/2026.04.15-1...

This is the funniest scene in American sitcom history.

Who? OK, not literally, but close to it.

I bought tickets on Sunday, and while some tickets to events sorted by sport showed up as unavailable, I think that was someone else in my time slot getting to them first. It was clear to me that sports not shown are not available. I searched by sport, then clicked on the highest page number.

His "The Little Way of Ruthie Leming" was legit disturbing in its Ma and Pa Ingalls-like recollection of his upbringing and return to Louisiana.

The Pure Joy of Joy You can't fake the happiness of Artemis II — or Zohran Mamdani

The joyful, wonder-filled Artemis scenes contrast with our nation's leaders, people who have ascended to the pinnacles of power & wealth—and yet couldn’t day-to-day be more miserable, a fact that they all collectively broadcast with every fiber of their being. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-pure-j...

Would AI exhibit "jubilation in the flight control room," and if it did, would that feel as good as this does?

Imagine if Strawberry Pop Tart jumped out after splashdown.

I had the inverse thought after reading "Going Infinite": Our problems stem from the assumption that tech geniuses like SBF and Zuck can and should run entire companies when they're clearly awful at it.

For an EV in Louisiana it's $110. I just got my bill Monday. 😡

As a developmental editor considering a pivot to a degree in forensic linguistics, I feel so validated!!

As in Mike the Cool Person?

I'm an editor, let's start a journalism something. Group chat, discord whatever.

I cried to a friend on Thursday that it is so rare to have good news in (or for) America anymore. Any good news at all.

We are starved for it. I think it's why the Olympics set viewership records as well.

Mildly infuriating: Major life changes announced on IG by strangers with no background or explanation, and then they get mad when commenters complain. Ma'am, you just showed up in my feed. You're a stranger to me. Sure, it might be in one of your other thousand videos but I don't know which one.

I love the way the OP got roasted. Also I didn't know about the curvature of the earth thing, so that was cool.

Suki Waterhouse - Back in Love (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SukiWaterhouseVEVO

My god, what a song. Simultaneously gives throwback vibes and is yet so right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jLw...

Innocent little petty thing I do: checking where my ex-boyfriend lives across the country while looking at my own city's radar and deriving great satisfaction if it's raining there.

You're just gonna have to mix and match!

I detest anything related to AI but it's all so clear now. We'll be fired if we don't use AI, but then we'll be fired because we used AI.

Not just interactions either! Two days ago, in a now-deleted post in r/recruitinghell, the OP said B2B is the way to make money because the "clients aren't people."

So far up their SaaS/AI ass that they forgot every company in the world eventually sells things humans use.

That's exactly what my son said!

OK I thought maybe you might be exaggerating, but no this is totally worth it. 😂😂😂😂😂

I chose mine because there was a Colombo frozen yogurt kiosk (RIP) in the UC, and because I got drunk and fell asleep on top of a guy named Randy after bucket-of-beer night at the campus bar.

So yeah, that tracks.

Yikes, I'm in my Lady Elaine phase now!