as much as it feels like Everything is Internet now, Very Online is still smaller than you think

It’s his day

I am tired of the tyranny of Papa Johns

fred schneider of the b-52s singing "hurt"

idea: a web server that can stream a jpeg to a tcp socket

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this is one of the most unhinged app concepts I've ever seen. I don't even know how to process this

the devs say they're so mad about all the "phone in pool" and "vibe coding" jokes they're turning images off until we all apologize and admit that they're actually really smart and cool and we like them

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

Sorry vibecoders, the only "OpenClaw" I care about is the failed grappling claw the CIA built into the Hughes Glomar Explorer for their attempt to salvage the soviet submarine K-129 from the floor of the pacific ocean as the classified Project Azorian.

A bottle of whiskey, with labels pointing at increasing amounts of said whiskey consumed: - Yummy - You’re pretty - Man is born free but everywhere he is in chains (repeated five times total) - Borat impression

A bottle of whiskey, with (edited) labels pointing (with arrow emojis) at increasing amounts of said whiskey consumed: - Well it’s not as good as a japanese whiskey that I drink on the rocks, as I am a refined gentlemen - Ur pwetty :3 - men are trapped in a prison of their own creation, and it is called patriarchy, as per bell hooks (five arrows throughout) - let me hold you in my arms as I fall asleep

instagram has a penchant for showing me Man Memes(tm), and sometimes I use the stories editor to make edits. Entirely too vulnerable before/after

went on one of those instagram shows where you talk about a thing you know too much about www.instagram.com/p/DXXTnIUEdpZ/

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

Anchorage Earthquake, 2018

An underrated 21st century skill is knowing what level of digital friendship you should have with somebody. Getting that Instagram request and being able to say, "no, LinkedIn mutuals is right for us." Tough when you realize belatedly that you don't actually want to know what your gym trainer thinks

I get the appeal - I personally enjoy a good crime procedural - but it sounded like I’d walked into a bloodthirsty mob. Very uncomfortable.

I listened to MFM for a while but stopped when I realized I was listening to a theater full of women screaming and hollering over some dude getting the chair

math nerds celebrate on 1/5

I have been warning about the term "digital sovereignty" and how it is right-wing coded and probably can't be salvaged for non-right-wing politics.

The German fascist party AfD now created a European foundation to push their fascist politics further. The name: "Sovereignty Foundation".

how is this literally happening in real life

can this be a solution?

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

something amusing about this reading is that I see a lot of elements of my therapy in this chapter. my tdoc has hinted that she has read hooks, and I suspect a few ideas from my work are rooted in her writing

core to this concept is a confidence in self - that you are a full and complete person, neither a “good man” nor bad, but yourself - and yourself is enough

and additionally, “empathetic and strong, autonomous and connected, responsible to self, to family and friends, and to society, and capable of understanding how those responsibilities are, ultimately, inseparable” 2/2

Author Olga Silverstein lists: “integrity, self-love, emotional awareness, assertiveness, and relational skill, including the capacity to be empathetic, autonomous, and connected” 1/2

Replying to @Josh H the will to change by bell hooks, chapter 7 - feminist manhood #men #feminism #bellhooks #dating TikTok video by Josh H

Chapter 7, feminist manhood, wherein she tells us what she thinks a non-patriarchal man looks like www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gHWecS/

Replying to @Josh H the will to change by bell hooks, chapter 7 - feminist manhood #men #feminism #bellhooks #dating TikTok video by Josh H

Chapter 7, feminist manhood, wherein she tells us what she thinks a non-patriarchal man looks like www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gHWecS/