This sounds a lot like airdropping wolves into areas to solve problems

Better than Goofy voice

You better start streaming your raids if you’re gonna play this way Mitch

4) Star Trek Voyager casting 7 of 9

Is this the Heroes of the Storm janitor?!

Tokiwa is so good! It was my first real meal after I got a tooth pulled, and it really made me feel better

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

One of the very best from Clickhole

The jokes were good this year

personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

It’s this one and it’s not even close

Is there anywhere Murlocs can’t get to?!

Right answer

Did you get a souvenir tooth?

Aw man,
I really wanna know what comes after releasing bees

Crime

Once a tier we would lose our Rich guy because somehow he always found himself able to get a Mythic carry for the achieve and mount. It was a big mystery, he never had that much gold, a conundrum that none of us could Really Mentally Tackle, yknow

I once raided with a guy worth if not the full billion, pretty close, and one day we were talking about cancelling our normal Thursday raid, and he just casually dropped that if we weren’t raiding he was gonna go look at yachts. Like, oh I guess if I have time I’ll contemplate spending 30 mil

A chonky black and white cat with yellow eyes is licking its lips The word bueno is written above it

Jim Carrey looks to be having too much fun in these

It could win on special effects or casting… but you’re right! Sonic could be an EGOT property

Not only does it have a 4th movie on the way there was also a short tv season for a Knuckles spinoff with Adam Pally and Idris Elba continuing as the voice of knuckles

I’m very proud of this stupid joke

Khorne cares not where the blood flows from, only that it does!

Butcher time is fun

A promo image. The background is a grey spiral on a black background. Text reads: “Enter the library, 27th October 2026. Pre-order now.” There is an image of a hardback book. On the cover there is text reading “From the Library of Jurgen Leitner”, “Premee Mohamed with Jonathan Sims”, and a green illustration of a falling man with wings strapped to his arms.

Just announced: FROM THE LIBRARY OF JURGEN LEITNER, an official Magnusverse novel by Premee Mohamed with Jonathan Sims, releasing October 27th and published by Random House Worlds. Pre-order now by visiting www.rustyquill.com/novel

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0073
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Is that a Monkey Paw wish?

She was a good cat Mitch, and I’m sure she knew how much you loved her

Amazing is the right word but somehow not enough

Minishoot’ Adventures was a bunch of fun! I stayed up very late playing it too, and the "just one more secret, then I'll stop" kept turning into "oh, well now that I have the ability to do X, I gotta go do all the X while I remember where they were..."

The @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com team is sponsoring another Edmonton Oilers game tonight and invited me to come along and watch them beat the Carolina Hurricanes!

This is gonna be super fun!!