I’m a big fan. There’s a jar in our fridge at home for home-made pizzas. Needs to be used sparingly though (as I discovered the hard way!)

All pizza is good pizza but if I had to chose one: pepperoni, mushroom, nduja and honey

Imagine a bluesky where you didn't repost and amplify every horrendous shitty thing you've seen on twitter

Again, if I gave so much as a single tuppence fuck what went on there I'd be in there

You're not raising awareness, you're being a cunt

Oooh. Thoughts and prayers!

Hong Kong Fooey

Loneliness and dislike of people

I delivered some training today, seeing folks who walked into the room knowing nothing at the start of the day being able to confidently do things I’d shown them by the end of the day

Losing trust in a caregiver

Friendship, integrity, quiet

Appeasing and placating drunks

Smell

I called him a name, he chased me across the schoolyard, I fell off a wall & broke my arm.

5. How did you meet your best friend?

Most of my childhood tbh.

Approx 6am

Easy mistake. Same sort of carton innit

A grinning idiot (me!) embracing a tree with his arms and legs

Tree hugging you say?

Fuuuuck off! I’m aghast

Same, South Wales, UK

Me & Anthony Caswell fighting in a shop doorway, the actual door to the shop is 1/3 wood panel (at the bottom) 2/3 sheet glass. he grabs me & shoves me backwards, we both go through the glass & end up in the middle of the shop covered in broken glass

Well this just keeps on giving!

Massive lollz

That was a weird night

I had a minor altercation with one such chap in the gents at Nicki’s 50th in Rochdale

Men with prosthetic legs *always* wear shorts

I’d forgotten all about this. Excellent tune

It comes from shortening the word “gogledd” which is the welsh word for North, so us south Waleans call our northern cousins “gogs”

True!

Hahaha

Inbetweeners meme with a yellow car being driven by a bespectacled man while the male passenger hangs out the window shouting something. The legend says “Lycra wanker!”