Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—
AOC: Wah wah wah.
We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.
What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.
The President spent more on bombs in ONE WEEK of his war with Iran than we spend in an entire YEAR to help parents afford child care.
Trump & RFK Jr. are asking to spend $500B more for war—but they won't increase funding for child care by a cent.
Cover of the March/April 2026 issue of Asimov's Science Fiction, featuring a red nebula and names of authors that don't actually include OP (maybe someday)
The Table of Contents of the March/April 2026 issue of Asimov's Science Fiction, and here the OP is listed under Poetry, Jenna Hanchey and her poem AITA For Killing All the Humans?
"AITA for Killing All the Humans?" my latest poem, is out in Asimov's SF!!
I'm so proud of this one -- toxic masculinity comes home with a bang (or perhaps a whimper).
(If you can't access a copy, lmk!)
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
And on the basis of this -- a pure policy disagreement about which he was demonstrably, wildly wrong -- Roberts dreamed up "major questions doctrine" & thereby rendered US law one big game of Calvinball.
You just can't exaggerate how low, how scummy, how dumb, how fraudulent it all was.
New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
Last month in The Onion:
This is entirely possible. Trump is an idiot.
The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.
Literally the reason I bought the watch—being able to run and listen to music without having to lug my phone around in an arm strap is amazing.
An Instagram post by the Wiener’s Circle shows the restaurant’s sign with the message: “SOUTH SIDE POPE ROPED THE DOPE”
www.instagram.com/p/DXHqVETke1...
grifters all the way down
I can't imagine why anyone would pay for this kind of product placement thinking it would be a good look. At this point, a show will probably triple in viewers if it had Linux product placement out of spite.
High Potential really went, 'of course an LAPD detective would use MICROSOFT COPILOT to collate data on AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION without any concern about it negatively affecting the outcome'.
Reader, she was just color-coding a goddamn spreadsheet.
This is gonna be a good one...
Sean Connery explaining the Chicago way.
"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
Whether it's Donald Trump attacking the Pope or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard on a hot dog, both men shattered Washington norms.
JD Vance is a great starting point for creating a compelling Lawful Evil D&D villain with a Charisma so low that they end up being Chaotic Good on accident.
Oathbreaker Paladin, obviously.
Cool! Now do Erdogan.
not to get sappy but it kinda feels like all you fascists really are bound to lose 🥹
i do want you to imagine, you know, for shits and giggles, what the media coverage of a democratic vice-president absolutely eating shit on not just one, but *two* incredibly important geopolitical events in which he was ostensibly the most important american in the room, all in the same weekend
A newsphoto of US vice president JD Vance shaking hands with Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in front of US and Hungarian flags.
Given the news out of Hungary today: maybe Trump should send JD Vance out to stump for Republican candidates all over the US? If he does for them what he did for Orbán, the country might yet be saved.
If Hungary can free itself from the rule of a corrupt Russian agent, the USA can too.
Appreciate that there are still journalists who are out there and following up on stores the world has largely forgot because everything is happening at such a blistering pace. It’s hard to remember that just two months ago (and still today) our neighbors are still being abducted.
Me to my game devs: You need to rest. You need to have downtime and work-life balance. You need to set boundaries for yourself and be a human outside work.
My brain: Not you, though.
Me: Oh, God, of course not me. Haha. Can you imagine?
If you did not enjoy today, then call your reps and senators tomorrow and say this 👇
Marissa Lingen
New poem! "The Truth About Wolves" by Marissa Lingen! buff.ly/BfHjySK
