Wishing only good things for you!!! Even if they take time! 💜

Thank you for reminding me to feed my quiggle, I forgot about him

We are forever in debt to Neil and his tunes

You’re unstoppable!!

That sounds like an incredible way to spend a day!!

My wife made me that for my birthday once and it was incredible!! I also made the croquembouche from Dessert Person. 100/10, a triumph in pastry.

Salty-Sweet Peanut Butter Sandies (Published 2014)

Just made these salty-sweet peanut butter sandies and they’re an absolute delight!!! If you’re someone who also immediately wants a salt-lick after having dessert, these are for you!! It does make closer to 5 dozen, so beware (positive threat)!

Please enjoy this gift link!

I said it last night and I’ll say it again: the Fei Fei Trench is better than the Mariana Trench, my previous favorite of the Trenches

SO EXCITED FOR YOU, FRIEND!!!!

coincidence? more like cousincidence hullo

I think you have to get a little absurd with it! That’s the only thing that worked for me

You too, Phoebe! 💜

Hmm… not very Christlike of him!!! Something about that!!

The “I am in pain because of the weather” aspect of chronic pain is extremely annoying! The weather local to me also has me flaring up

Seems like you should charge a cancellation fee

Send me your order diva, the Colonel is calling our names

Two for one diva, we each get a pint

Thank you Jeannieeeeee 💜

I have a coupon, don’t you worry

does anyone need anything from target, I’m stopping by on my way home from work

I would like a burrito when should I come over

Didn’t know what I’d do without your medical advice and ice skating training. Welcome back, Dr./Coach Shaney.

(Genuinely glad you’re starting to feel better 💜)

I just sort of think if your workplace is soliciting donations of money and vacation days to support your colleagues who may be in a time of remarkable distress, your workplace should go fuck itself until it decides to do better for its employees

I’ve been getting ads from universities in Dublin, Edinburgh, and Glasgow targeting Americans. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking despite the fact that I said no more degrees and realistically cannot swing that move 🙃

Just thinkin’ about deleting my entire online presence and buying a sheep farm in the Northern Isles 🥰

Thank you Stevie!!! 💜🪿💜

THANK YOU ALEX!! 💜

Thank you, Juna!! Only the best for my friends 😄💜

Moonie!! Aries divas unite!!! Thank you 💜💜💜

I went to this one Catholic school for a few years where the teachers would choose an 8th grader to carry a FULL WOODEN CROSS on their back as we recreated the stations of the cross I wish I was joking or even exaggerating

Ro you should see how many times I have to rewrite my posts because of typos or words I’ve forgotten 😂