Jerry, know.

Donald Trump just picked a fight with the Pope. Now I want to go to mass.

Worst. Simon. And. Garfunkel. tribute. Band. Ever.

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due to a rift in the space-time continuum, you can send exactly five words to 2016

CHICAGO POPE NETFLIX HAS ADS

[returning from time travel]

“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”

-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!

“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”

-the what?

TRAVESTY! Though no tectonic plate shift. What is going on?

Batshit 47. A quarter ounce of lead. Everyone would be regular. And rested. Peace.

Since 1973.

JFC

BREAKING: Everything.

Yep. 8 million at No Kings.

Just realized he doesn’t own a single thing. He doesn’t own respect, honour and authenticity. His children use him. His wives use him. The banks use him. The markets use him. The Fascists use him. The press use him. He is a monster with no conscience. A modern day Frankenstein Monster.

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And so much more…

If Trump was a decent man, he would quit. He is not. He is a criminal. Americans must take responsibility and control of their country. If they don’t, the unthinkable will happen.

2025 US GDP ~ $31.4 trillion. What is the US’s capacity to pay the interest on this debt, let alone the total amount?

Dammit Spock. Can you be wrong just once?

Word on the street is he has the best Yard Sales.

Real warriors don’t boast about war.

A Trump trade deal is an oxymoron.

This cannot be factual. The US Navy would never okay this. Then again… Trump.

A Canadian team hasn’t won the cup since ‘93, so it will probably hurt the US more.

A great Kodak joke of yore. Made me smile.

The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.

Society is broken.

1 breadbox =~ 3 knife blocks.

The only way to stop a good guy with a gun is a bunch of soulless ghouls with guns.

Correction. Those who appear 8 or older.

Everything Big Oil Touches Dies.