We've all been there.

Is launching a rocket on April 1st a good idea?

Here's a tip: DON'T

I sure would like to know what journals you've been reading. The journals I read have been mostly dogshit for at least 20 years. AI is just the latest dog to add to the pile.

How big of a hack do you have to be to write a piece titled "Mamdani Will Need to Change How He Governs" when he hasn't even been mayor for 60 fucking days. Stay in Michigan and mind your own fucking business.

Cool, write a strongly worded letter while you're at.

New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade.

More and more there's a pretty good chance the Texas gerrymander is going to backfire too. The redistricting was based on largely on 2024 results. No way that 2026 is going to look like 2024.

Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:

"How about everything going on in politics these days?"

"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?

"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."

She Took JPMorgan for $175 Million. That Doesn’t Include Her Restaurant Bills.

Pro fucking move. Grifters gonna grift.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/b...

The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.

UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.

New York City map of which areas voted for Cuomo and which for Mamdani.

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

Queens is ascendant.

This was written by AI. Way too many em dashes.

C'mon, Peter Criss isn't that bad.

Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates

Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.

The dribble lane

I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes

"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.

"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"

If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.

I blame Hotdogs for Jeremy Renner

ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.

Carrot cake = cream cheese frosting delivery platform.

Come for the U-boats, stay for the motorboating.

Dang bro, sick selfie collection.

Barely