A parenting influencer is facing backlash after accidentally running over her toddler and using it for content Kelly Hopton-Jones posted photos from the hospital while her son received treatment

I’m sorry you did what now?

I have commandeered the Applebee's promotional hot air balloon and I will be using it to defect to North Korea, if you ever want to see your balloon again, don't shoot me down

*handing menu to server* ill have the chopped unc salad

horses are henceforth known as "Beasts of the Hoof" thank you for your time.

Thinking about this guy

An image showing peacemaker standing in front of Bridget guilty gear and that dolphin chick from the same game. His speech bubble is saying "Stand behind me transbians, I'll protect you from this chaser". Bridget is saying "Don't shoot! That's just my grandpa!". Nearby is Yoda saying "Adorable you girls look".

This came to me in a dream.

they started talking about "smoked hog" on top chef and I'm losing it. Then they said "yeah he knows his way around a whole hog" and I was fried

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

This whiplash where the president terrifies the world for a few days with unhinged threats and then says “never mind” and then there’s this implication that anyone scared of his unhinged threats was overreacting is very domestic abuse but make it a country.

President Business trying to destroy the world on Taco Tuesday is the plot of The Lego Movie

FRIEND: got any new lyrics?
EVEN WACKER BEASTIE BOYS IN MY MIND (ELVES WHO RAP ABOUT HEALING POTIONS): so keep your combat SURGE and keep your CLEAVE / when it's time to BATTLE i'd rather LEAVE / while you scramble in DUNGEONS for meager LOOT / i'mma make your girl SCREAM like mandrake ROOT
ME: no

Screenshot from Project Justice where Hinata's tied to a cross.

Happy Easter to all who celebrate it

“the blue sky people are too mean” no, you’re just mad that transgender people told you to shut up

Lego video from IRAN Specially for Pete Hegseth YouTube video by AI IRAN

Is this the video on kegsbreath? youtu.be/NMQ4rIncFJw?...

REAAAALL

^^^ real

Koko the gorilla didn't know sign language, Francine Patterson was just lying and making people show her their nipples because she's a creep.

Highly underrated method imo

Anyone else ever get horny at the bank looking at those little tubes just sucking up those big fat juicy thick capsules just really sucking them hard down their thin little elegant tubes that you can fit your hands around. Anyway guess who just got bottom surgery at the bank for free!

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

I miss when Warhammer 40k's 'Everyone forgot how computers work and now just pray to the machine-spirit to not fuck things up' was fanciful satire.

I was trying to figure out what the particular Hegseth vibe was and just remembered

artist jj ellis calls this "cocomelon for adults" & i haven't been able to stop thinking about it

ZONA ALPHA (tabletop combat game) is dead-on, and F.I.S.T. (tabletop rpg) should be really easy to make work in a Stalker setting.

The "destroy the financial district Garfield" meme edited to say "Go ahead and hack the student loans, Iran. Make the people happy"

graphic design is my passion