Grok: Sure McCoy has all the tools to be a lockdown corner, but do you really trust him?

Recommendation: Call Jason Sehorn to see if his kids play corner.

Get ready to learn "Ian Rapoport is reporting that 49ers GM John Lynch has been relieved of duties", buddy.

Hahahahahahahahaha

(Sorry to niners fans)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

this may be controversial to some but Iran having a nuclear weapon would be considerably more beneficial to world peace at this point than them not having one

Four Favorites with Louise Weard

Weard’s Castration Movie Anthology i. Traps is now available on Letterboxd Video Store ➡️ https://boxd.it/Lgym

let me on infowars. i will be fully insane. i believe that electricity changed colors in the 2010s and that straight people are actually space monsters attempting to breed a race of gay superhumans to fight in their star wars

table titled 'Active Problems', underneath which it says 'Transgender Female' three times

got the results of my test back

The Big Blue Tent is losing one of its poles.

It will take untold numbers of pedophiles to replace his influence in the party.

Oh no!

Do you know anything about his Germ Theory denialism? Because he was on that train decades ago.

Praising JK Rowling when asked a question on trans rights is akin to praising Anita Bryant when asked a question gay rights. No money to Stonewall. No Stonewall at Pride. They are already experiencing a funding crisis, and this chairwoman appointment should be their last. Traitors.

why do things like this never happen to me

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I supported Bernie Sanders not because I believed he was sincere but because the corporate oligarchs and political establishment did.

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Being a Democrat is so great because you’ll see a headline that’s like “Democratic voters oppose HB207.C Feeding Kittens Into Woodchippers by a whopping 97 points. The bill passed the House with all Republicans and 73 Democrats voting for, and 180 Democrats voting against”

Democrats' net favorability of Israel: Mod./conservative: 2022: +22 2026: -55 Liberal: 2022: -26 2026:-74

Democrats' net favorability of Israel: Age 50+ 2022: +10 2026: -54 Age 18-49: 2022: -25 2026: -70

Brutal polling when it comes to public opinion among Democratic voters on the topic of Israel:

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Marriage can survive gender transition.

My relationship with my wife is STRONGER than before I transitioned.

Still, some marriages don't survive. And that's okay!

But if you become an anti-trans bigot after your partner transitions, chances are you always were one and just needed an excuse.

one of the most insane aspects of all of this is that "a wide ranging government crackddown after a handful of newspaper cranks said insane things based on misunderstood cherrypicked papers" is considered illegitimate in every field of endeavor except this one

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.