Mr Blobby is pure rotten EVIL

Companies should give you the option to pre-report a parcel as lost or missing if the delivery gets assigned to Evri.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.

Rewatched Goldeneye last night, Pierce Brosnan really was fit as fuck in the mid 90s wasn't he? 🤤

As was Sean Bean for that matter.

Fab album! I think it's stood the test of time well.

I've always thought Sharon Osbourne was a right C U Next Tuesday, so it's good to see that officially confirmed.

Yessss! I hope in the coming years they'll at least do a special appearance at Hoopla or something, there'd be huge demand for that!

I'll never forget when I saw The Saturdays on their arena tour many years ago, and about half of the arena was curtained off to hide the empty seats. I felt so incredibly bad for them.

God love 'em though.

Yet this same thundercunt had a field day over Angela Rayner and said "if she has any integrity, she'll resign"

Let's see you practice what you preach, Dicky.

A is for...

I really can't be arsed to put my duvet cover on.

Anyone wanna do it for me? I'm willing to negotiate the terms of payment in kind.

I really think they've dropped the ball by not making that Madonna + Sabrina song available immediately after their Coachella performance.

When Velma loses her glasses

No new Madonna single yet, but it's looking increasingly likely to be a collab with Sabrina Carpenter due to be performed at Coachella - so should be with us this time tomorrow 🤞

It's ugly as sin. Now that's what I'd call vulgar!

She certainly sounds like fun...

Yo Bluesky, what the fuck is going on?

Why is my "rate limit exceeded"? #JankyPlatform

I'm so HYPED for this Madonna era it's unreal.

Hoping we get a new single either tomorrow or this weekend.

If at the beginning of getting involved with someone they make a big song and dance about how upfront & honest they are, take that as an IMMEDIATE red flag. It means they're a compulsive liar and deceitful.

Twice that's happened now.

Madonna reveals Confessions II cover artwork, release date and 16-track listing Madonna has released the official artwork and release date for her highly anticipated Confessions on a Dance Floor: Part II album.

The artwork is an ode to the original 2005 Confessions on a Dance Floor album cover, featuring Madonna in a purple leotard
www.attitude.co.uk/culture/mado...

Had a Zoom meeting to have a role I'd applied for explained in more detail, as it was pretty vague. In the follow-up call I told her "I don't think it's for me, it almost sounds like a pyramid scheme" 😆

On we go...

La-di-da-di-da

Steady progress. Still got some way to go, but happier than where I was a couple of weeks ago.

It's what I would probably call make believe sunshine

Enjoying the sunshine

The rainbow crossing

*dies 108 years ago*

She will.

The people I feel truly heartbroken and angry for in all this is the families involved, whose lives she absolutely destroyed. They'll never be allowed to try and move on with it constantly being dredged up in the way it is, and the people doing it do not care. They are vultures. 🙁

The pros and cons of boys.

Pros: Their dicks
Cons: They're dicks

I don't get people who find breastfeeding in public offensive.

I saw a woman doing it in the park the other day and I'm sure it was creating nothing but a stronger and more loving bond between her & her dog.