aide 1: how are we gonna get people to pay attention to this important issue

aide 2: hey, is anybody doing anything with the uss north carolina today

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

i’m touching grass that you couldn’t possibly comprehend

It’s been the privilege of a lifetime serving as @ydnc.bsky.social’s comms director for the past two years, and helping amplify the work of young people all across the state.

Thank you for entrusting me with your voices. 🤟

the conservatives that Sam Seder debated in that Jubilee video were so bad that the online right has convinced themselves that the conservatives were actually the leftists and that Sam was the conservative

lol

This Jubilee video with @samseder.bsky.social of @majorityreport.bsky.social is a masterclass in restraint.

This Election’s Surprising Bright Spot for Progressives Is a Very Big Deal Progressives didn’t win a clean sweep, but they emerged with an impressive scorecard, carrying seats in battlegrounds like Michigan and safely red states.

Progressives won a bunch of extraordinarily important state Supreme Court races on Election Day—including some surprise victories in deep-red states. Here's how they did it: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Letting it linger today AMA

Hey Chris thanks for this. Would you mind adding @ydnc.bsky.social? 👍

If Allison Riggs pulls this off in North Carolina, then the North Carolina Democratic Party had probably a better night than almost any other state party given the terrible election results at the top of the ticket. #NCPol

COUNT. EVERY. VOTE

Climate change is hitting workers first and worst. At the same time, inequality is skyrocketing. That’s why labor is leading on climate: to build a clean energy future that actually works for working people.

Follow along for more.

This is great. Would you mind adding @cjnrc.bsky.social to this starter pack?

for climate jobs updates follow @cjnrc.bsky.social

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ | By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

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One way to understand people is look at where their empathy extends. Bethany Mandel wants us to befriend and forgive Neo-Nazis, but is a fountain of bile when it comes to anyone just trying to live their lives in a way she disapproves of

Concerning.

Musk is an entitled oaf, bumbling into a fragile internet ecosystem and breaking it as he tries to find any way to make money other than those Twitter has proven to be successful at. Selling data to AI companies will not pull him out of this hole.
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Imagine not getting an invite code 💀

Reskeet 👍🏼

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else

nobody wants you here

Tragedy has struck. Elon Musk died today after a piano fell on him, he came out of the top of it and his teeth were all keys.

A rare misstep from Elon Musk. Nobody's perfect.

Soon 👀

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