Sass Panther Security is convinced they did what they are contacted for.

Black kitty outside in his blue harness, laying on garden dirt next to a lilac tree trunk and cement post... and is a very naughty boy!

Someone is feeling extra proud of themselves after escaping my hold on the lead, chasing the Grey Fluffy Tuxedo Cat, making me run after this particular someone across the alley and into a neighbor's car port, and hauling someone's furry floofed out ass back to the yard.

Oh geez!

I hope so!

Definitely mosquitoes and doom...possibly Doom Mosquitoes.

Mountain cedar forest with a dry cedar littered forest floor with an almost perfect round pit full of water.

This is why we don't go off trail or let dogs run off leash in areas that have a long underground mining history.

Thank you!

That's not really a secret 😁

Alas, these beauteous culinary wonders live on the discount rack at our local grocery store.

The Night Gallery offers for your approval a continuation of our "Canned Response" series.

Watercolor test of a five petaled wild/dog rose, center part not completed

Test piece for the dog rose portion if the Long-suffering Art Project.

I would like to add Creepshow (1982) and the location-appropriate owl vocalization (Eastern Screech Owl) heard during the "Father's Day" segment.

At least not in this dimension.

"I'm here for the buffet."

I'm so sorry.

A candidate of Western Family brand Clam Nectar, top left side of can severely dented and deformed.

The Night Gallery offers for your approval this multidimensional, multimedia art installation entitled "Canned Response."

Blurry close up of a lady Violet-green Swallow perched at the opening of a pale green nest box.

I *just* cleaned out the nest box, and already "House Hunters: Violet-green Swallow Edition" has started.
They better close the deal before the Chickadees move in!

In light of the conversation about how hard it is to promote your own book: Post a link to buy your book here and I’ll boost it cause you destroyed yourself to get it done, your publisher won’t help you sell it, and you deserve cheers and admiration for your accomplishment.

He also bunched up the mat so I didn't see it immediately. Thankfully I saw it BEFORE using the shower.

OK, my ghost is replying because I officially died from laughter at "brownie races."

Sometimes we come home from a 10-hr market stretch to find said "art."
Ash swears the elusive Ninja Cats did it.

Podiatry Verbal Typo of the Day:
Patient prescribed course of Fraggle (I meant Flagyl).

They are most spuddy in their taterness!

If the SciArt Feed 🐡 gets 50 more Likes, it will have more than NBAsky 🏀.

Make sure if you've pinned the SciArt feed, you Like it also! 🧡

I may have to add Dog Friend as well as Cat Whisperer to my CV.
I encountered an off-leash French Bulldog on a trail, potatoing their way up a hill ahead of their people. Doggo spudded their way over to me for pets, then sat next to me and leaned against my leg to wait for their humans.

Oh yes: I must be awake during his nighttime snacks.

Seem. Owl dammit, autocorrect!

Black kitty laying on a blue blanket and sweatshirt with white print, completely unconcerned that I'm working while sick.

Exactly! This is his idea of hard work.

Will do!
Fighting the urge to crawl under the blanket, listen to ten songs on repeat, read books one read a billion times (my mental potato chips), but Ash refuses to let me film his adorableness and be monetized.