The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

full green screen version of the snowman vid so u can make ur own edits ☃️

#f5ve_snowman

Digital graphite on toned paper background. A fluffy kitten face, tabby -like markings, large ears with pointy tufts on the ends, mouth wide open. Kitten has a third eye in their forehead and two curling horns. Around the drawing in a scratchy spooking lettering style are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’ along with some strange glyphs and symbols.

as a very anxious cis woman i am obviously burdened by the thought that ANY OTHER HUMAN might be in a bathroom, and perhaps hear me having a Normal Bodily Function. 😱

but no, at no point does my anxiety bring up the other humans' genitals lol.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Meme "your so funny". Thanks, I was given worry dolls when I was 6.

Never been owned this hard.

is starbucks coffee named after battlestar galactica or moby dick

tryna do chores without waking my cat

this bitch really owns my ass

Life imitating art.

i'm not my parents' favorite child and i dont even have siblings

Hey younglings,

NPCs in games have been "AI" since Veronika Megler squeezed a parser into the Hobbit. The lowercase "d" in Rogue-likes has AI. The Ender Dragon has AI.

All they're doing now is replacing the cool AI with a shitty LLM so that you can persuade Thorin and Zelda to fuck.

I ate a cheeseburger yesterday.

Sorry, I thought we were just naming things that don't matter.

I'm willing to bet my car can also beat the human world record.

A SKELETEN WITH A SWORD "LANDLORDS ARENT REAL, DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!!! JUST PUT YOUR SWORDS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS, AND DONT SIT ON THE BED, IT MAKES THE SWORDS CLANK TOGETHER, NO SWORDS IN HERE JUST MY OLD RUSTY BED THAT SOUNDS THAT WAY " - IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF GUY WHO BOUGHT UP ALL THE FOOD AND RESOLD IT AT A MASSIVE PROFIT TO PEOPLE WHO COULDNT GET IN EARLY TO BUY THE FOOD WE WOULDNT SAY "THATS A FOOD LORD" WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE TO THAT GUY, CAN'T SAY WHAT WE WOULD DO TO HIM, GOTTA RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO LAND NO LORDS - dashare.zone ADMIN

unchild going w an eponymous debut track is SO risky 😭 like idk why but those groups always flop on me

Your reminder: The Democratic Party is not democratic. It doesn't represent the left; it represents the maintenance of the empire. Its job is to catch the fire of uprisings, smother it in committees, and hand it back as slogans. It could've enshrined abortion rights, civil rights, voting rights into law - but it didn't. Because its function isn't liberation, it's management: capitalism's babysitter, white supremacy's middleman, the two-party system's bodyguard.

you failed at masking so we need you to mask extra hard for the foreseeable future
-the family

...conditional upon Best Behavior Parole for the next six visits :\

The atomic age is ending. One age of deterrence, the atomic age, is ending, and a new era of deterrence built on A.I. is set to begin.

The age of men is over. The time of the Orc has come.

all this girl does is eat cat treat and lie

IT'S FINE she didn't write this lol

Mural near the AZ-Mexico border in Naco.

Dogz (1995)

The Twilight of Schumer His days as leader look numbered.

wrote about the majority of Ds voting to restrict aid to Israel, and how Schumer's days as leader look numbered. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/the-twilig...