They really come to life!

I mean, he kinda singlehandedly won the war, just for Iran.

By my Marxist interpretation of the Hippocratic Oath, all doctors should provide multi-day sick leave notes on request.

From each according to his insurance, to each according to his fatigue.

Maybe campaign promises should be listed on signed affidavits, along with penalties agreed to in advance if a third-party arbitrator finds the candidate did not act in good faith toward those goals.

Today's tea is oolong. Each additional infusion brings out a new flavor. I huff the first brew and chug the last. It's a ritual, a journey, and really quite affordable.

WOW! These look premium! That's a lot of missiles!

If a robot, devoid of will, can run a half marathon, then an equally unthinking, unfeeling stretch or road completes its own race instantaneously by running from start to finish.

What do you want to bet that I'm not a "prediction market" guy? I'll announce the results after all wagers are placed.

Is this fact low-quality, or just out of chronological order? Only our low-quality future will tell.

Have all the pro wrestlers forgiven each other yet? I feel like they should just stop fighting and get along already. Then they'd really deserve those pyrotechnic entries, for good behavior.

Back in my middle school days, I wandered by a Battletech game at a local comic shop. The guys let me take over a Jenner, telling me to be careful because it wasn't as powerful as the larger assault mechs. I'd never played before. I landed a critical hit and blew an arm off another mech. Big fun!

Whenever they see him coming, they have to Corden off the area.

Prices tend to ratchet up, regardless of whether the underlying costs return to a previous norm. The damage that's been done is more or less permanent. Just watch. Gasoline will eventually be a buck or more cheaper per gallon, but your groceries will continue to rise in price.

You cut a certain phrase from that statement about five times, but you're right!

The new Godzilla movie is called "Godzilla Minus Zero," so I guess it will feature a different kind of aeroplane.

I wonder if, in my limited lifespan, I will ever understand why anyone would crave immortality. I was done with this shit like three decades ago.

We have a tendency to see others as friend or foe before we see them as they are. This is something I'm attempting to tackle in my novel.

The problem with perfidy is, play that card too many times and your own people start to believe your opponent(s) before they believe you. Credibility is an important pillar of authority, since a leader's credibility is conveyed on their followers. Few wish to be known as liars by association.

I'm hoping JD Vance will go personally endorse every conservative candidate from now on. 😆

Uh, oh. That's a lotta boiz.

Funny how we have the technology to create a surveillance panopticon which targets common people, but so many invisible problems remain invisible.

Don't worry. If anyone takes a swing at me, I'll goose.

I need 10,000 hugs more than I need $10,000. Unfortunately, I have neither.

Games of Duck-Duck-Goose have become a terrifying quagmire.

A black-and-white cat lying on its back with one paw raised

Maneki neko Uni

If I'm beckoned like this, I'll have to buy everything in the shop. ☺️

Maybe the Pope should say more about racism, to prevent the rise of people like Trump in the first place.

He came close to a lawsuit with that one.

So was Mark Twain, who famously said, "Don't use a five-dollar word when a picture will do."

Sure, but I don't have great cooking facilities. Thanks!