but when will Sombr IPO

Miranda Priestly cerulean sweater speech but it's about why nobody wants to sell me a tank top in the color puce

puce definition: "brownish purple, literally 'flea color'l

puce definition continues: "perhaps so called as the color of the scab or stain that marked a flea bite"

say it with me: puce

change dot org petition to rename the color puce. it did not deserve that

It's cute when a sports gambling ad pretends it's something the whole family can do, as if it's not the crippling habit of the twenty most beleagued young men you know

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

FreeTaxUSA is the worst Beach Boys song

this neighbor has been deported and his family needs help with rent this month. we can get this.

alright night 2 of the oscars let's go

"chat with us!" zoo sign featuring a tapir who is clearly mid-sentence

incredible opportunity. would love to pick his brain

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

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the year is 2026. i have spent an entire decade hoping never to hear music described as "unapologetic" and every single day i am let down

US Supreme Court declines to hear dispute over copyrights for AI-generated material The U.S. Supreme Court declined on Monday to take up the ​issue of whether art generated by artificial intelligence can be copyrighted under U.S. law, turning ‌away a case involving a computer scienti...

AI-created art isn't eligible for copyright protection, after the Supreme Court chose not to review a lower court ruling.

In 2022 the Copyright Office said images without “human authorship,” don't qualify for copyright protection — this was affirmed in 2023 by a district court.

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

people who bike thru downtown Boston in the winter are brave & sharp & tougher than me. but when I look up & the intrepid cyclist turns out to be a friend, it's like seeing the worm in the apple car chugging through Busytown: awww, look at you go! having a big day on your cute little bicycle!

Seesaw Scene Report: 2 fiftysomething dudes in business attire, clutching laptops & giggling furiously as they ride the seesaw together. I am trapped in a New Yorker cartoon with a caption like "they're playing the markets"

Nine Inch Nailentine's Day

brb, perching him beside the toilet in my farmhouse-chic guest suite

as far as public art goes, those "winteractive" seesaws in DTX are an unparalleled hit. walk by at any hour & you'll find a gaggle of teens filming a TikTok while attempting to catapult their buddy into Boston Harbor (or at least the Macy's overhang)

gracias señor bunny

there were nights when the wind was so cold

Holyoke Massachusetts babyyy

YES mr. bunny

Bieber on his Sidney Gish shit tonight

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

FOOD & DINING Beloved walrus penis stolen from N.J. cheesesteak icon. Owner is blubbering mad. Updated: Jan. 07, 2026, 7:09 a.m.| Published: Jan. 07, 2026, 7:00 a.m. A beloved walrus penis bone (yes you read that correctly) has been stolen from Donkey's Place in Camden.

Every word, a stepping stone on an amazing journey.

january catches me by surprise every time. no way to see it coming. furthermore, i will be taking it personally. thank you

nature's ADU ❤️

Cosmo (beautiful cyclops king) ringing in the new year while perched atop a record player

the energy i'm bringing to 2026

[trying to get friends to use BlueSky] no, seriously, try it again after you've taken one Mucinex D. it's unreal