And misogynists

The hanker for a hunk of cheese guy from the 80’s commercial

@heytherejeffro.bsky.social @startthemachine.bsky.social
I just turned on T&JWB to drive home and promptly went back inside to take a picture of this sign I made literally today. The universe is weird.

I won’t say that’s because at least CP can act because not really but at least he appears awake when he’s onscreen whereas Gal Gadot is the equivalent of if an inanimate fancy beaded throw pillow was somehow also a genocidal Zionist

Weird high roofed USPS mail truck that looks like Sponge Bob in mail truck form

Sponge Bob meme where he’s hunched forward like a chicken with his elbows out and his mouth looks like a beak and he’s cross eyed and looks like a weird USPS mail truck in sentient Sponge form

I can’t explain it but I know you see it too

It’s been a years-long wake up call to me to understand that a lot of people who want the branding of being ethical and leftist are prepared to make endless exceptions for things they want to do.

Tuxedo cat sitting in a woven fabric basket

Ralph says you can look as long as you don’t try and get in his basket because that’s his basket

I’m willing to believe some “very online” people haven’t heard of Hassan Piker, I don’t know how you avoided at least hearing his name the last few years if you’re that online, but when I click on your profile and it says you’re a professor of both communications AND political science!?! Ikyfl

Like ok libs don’t peace police at the marches and leftists don’t make fun of the slogans: deal?

I am begging you. Please learn about stress/discomfort tolerance. Practice raising it. You need this to survive. If someone online can ruin your day with a throwaway comment, you desperately need to understand discomfort tolerance and consciously, systematically build that shit. Also! Stress tolerance is such an important skill that having a learning disability in that area is a major symptom of a whole lot of other disabilities/mental illnesses! Struggling with it is a huge part of life! It sucks! Am I saying everyone with misophonia needs to listen to chewing noises all day? No. But you need to find ways to tolerate it enough that you don't treat others like shit if they make a mouth noise near you. No, you don't have to read the fic with your trigger tags. But you do need to be able to handle scrolling past the tags without being upset. It is hard! But not having it also makes you so so so easy to manipulate. That grandma is racist AF because her mom raised her to be uncomfortable around black people and she never fought that discomfort. Trans people make so many cis people uncomfortable and that discomfort turns into bigotry real fast. Letting your discomfort dictate your actions and beliefs about things is a great way to become a terrible person. Learn. Discomfort. Tolerance.

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Lifelong second generation Cubs fan here and I have to say, it taking a full 30 minutes to get from”go cubs” to “oof” is pretty good actually

teaching children being called a waste of time

Where have we heard that one before

You can close your eyes & put your fingers in your ears when ppl shit on your transphobic wizard show if you like.

But that lady has explicitly said she uses money from the series to fund anti-trans causes.

So yes, you are complicit if you continue to engage with and positively discuss her work.

I mean sure, they bury people in above ground tombs in New Orleans but there’s probably no good reason for that, right?but he’s definitely going to succeed at building this, can’t wait to drive my barely functioning electric car thru the underwater tunnel

Literally this. Gail Simone exists so all of your pro JKR arguments are null, void, and laughable

Some YA fantasy authors who to my knowledge have never funded an attempted trans genocide:

Terry Pratchett
Diana Wynne-Jones
Garth Nix
Suzanne Collins
Susan Cooper
Phillip Pullman
Rick Riordan
Pierce Brown
Sheri S. Tepper
V. E. Schwab
Rachel Hartman
Alex Pheby
Alan Garner
Ursula Le Guin

And more!

Fun idea for artists, when someone asks for an HP tattoo, require them to come back with a book report on a 2nd book, just proving they’ve read any other book in their lives, then if they still come back wanting it you’ll know they’re a pos and won’t have to feel any guilt telling them to fuck off

You wouldn’t put John Wayne Gacy or Hitlers paintings up in your kids nursery so what makes exposing them to this fascist, racist, monsters artistic output any more acceptable? She’s evil trash and if you’re still trying to make excuses for giving her $ you’re extra stupid evil trash

You will get the same treatment as if you just told me you tithe to Westboro Baptist Church

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal:

If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people.

That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

No way, he can have Rocky 3 but Gizmo doesn’t deserve that association

Does that make it Hulk Hogans most successful theater run?

I mean the actual right thing would be for me to pay to upgrade to a producer tier but I’m broke so here we are

Dear @moviehooligan.bsky.social and Abe Epperson,
There are four 3 Ninjas movies and the fourth one has the titular ninjas rescuing an amusement park and Hulk Hogan from an evil Loni Anderson. It’s up to you what you do with this information but we all know what the right thing would be
Thank you

Why isn't "monitors social media for extremist activity and to help with mass deportation efforts" on this list?

As a what!?! A what teacher?!!!

I’m a prison abolitionist but not for the person who did this to Mathew Perry’s ghost

Listening to @gamefullyun.bsky.social talk about the 1974 Murder on the OE, I am once again reminded that Kenneth Branagh could have just been Hastings if he wanted to play a handsome WW1 vet that wrestles with bad guys and we wouldn’t have to have a gritty romantic backstory for Poirots mustache

They look like the second string henchmen for a Bond villain

Yes because minimal Vin Diesel, zero Paul Walker, and it introduced the character of Han who was so awesome they tanked the entire timeline to bring him back before just saying fuck it, he’s not dead actually because reasons

Wall Street Journal posts an article saying that cannabis is bad for teenagers’ developing brains

as it turns out, cannabis is already illegal for teenagers, just like alcohol

you’re trying to sideways trick adults into reversing course on legal cannabis