Only 50 HR and 42 SB to go!

Reading a well-written takedown of a person I have long despised is such a wonderful feeling
www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

burst, baby, burst

Yeah. There's a time and a place, and our literacy with it just isn't where it needs to be.

Had a coworker use it to summarize text-based survey responses: great!

Another used to to configure a seating chart for a conference: BIG swing and a miss

Someone's smoke alarm battery chirp is happening on the webinar and it is -harsh-

Our uni capitulated to the Feds and is really pushing it, but had a guy present on using it to summarize an article, but he had to tell it to read the *whole* article three times, then review the images and figures *twice more* and after 20 minutes people on the call were jeering pretty hard

'Your life is over, bitch' MLB decided against suspending a former baseball star accused of choking his ex-fiancée. She says the league's choice enabled his continued abuse

www.readeyeblack.com/p/your-life-...

Yes, I am going to be late for the 9:30 call, as I refuse to stop playing "Bobcaygeon" by The Tragically Hip before it is over.

Damn, that pops.

Oh man, who else will innovate apple products by rebranding things Android ones already do

I'm fired, aren't I

Do not put Bills shit on my timeline

Buffalo fans are so great. They've seen that pass so many times this year and you could hear that they knew a goal was coming.

this is weighing heavier than I anticipated

$4.20 in fees max

Joey Votto: I'm just not good anymore.

Sunday league manager keeps texting me, and I had to send it

lake effect snow the day after the first sabres playoff win in whoknowshowlong is kinda on the nose

Watch this motherfuckers!

*I put down one finger for a fastball down the middle 0-0 that gets clobbered for a double*

Sabres.

Helluva ending

Never in doubt.

YOU HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A FINE PINK MIST BY THE BUFFALO SABRES

THE BUFFALL SABRES

(dogging up twenty year old memories)

So this is what playoff hockey is like

Tage 2 Broons 2

Tage.

the Phillies cannot be remotely normal and bless them for it

Feelin' fine.

Kazuma Okamoto on Yomiuri Giants photo day displaying zero emotion

The Many Moods (1) of Kazuma Okamoto