concise

ask and ye shall receive

i read "two ears and a brain" as "two cars and a brain" and it still worked

TOAD IN A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

"dad games" is old hat

I'm calling anytime I play videogames "oyaji no jikan" now

User dratsab huffman asks the question: To amuse myself i researched revacholian nationalism as well as measure head's race theories etc etc and focused my character on "traditionalism". Anyway, ive noticed that if i ever click dialogue options that are in tune with my character's political compass, i lose morale. Whats the point of having this as a mechanic if its going to be so detrimental and feels like the character doesnt believe he actually is this or something... is there anyway to overcome that kind of morale loss?

Recalcitrant Jester replies: Being a fascist is a deeply demoralizing experience. You have to not only radically alter your worldview to make reality fit into your unhinged schema, but that worldview is predicated on the notion that the weakest, most unworthy degenerate worms on the planet are somehow overpowering and humiliating you on a moment-by-moment basis. In mechanical terms too, the lowered morale also reduces your volition score—the more you indulge in your delusions, the less you are able to exercise self-control and self-awareness. The point of fascism being mechanically detrimental—the ludonarrative theme—is that fascism is an unequivocally self-destructive ideology, the practice of which only serves to nurture that self-destructive urge and turn it outward. It's not like Dark Side points in KotOR where you can access cool new abilities and get to enjoy being such a nasty lil rascal; you are not supposed to enjoy being a fascist in Disco Elysium. Fascism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike.

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

Loads Blown Instantly! Guys Fabled To Cum! 58 Girls

comic from earlier today i deleted bc it's really whiny + i feel better now LOLLL

Okami 20th anniversary website updated with new art www.capcom-games.com/o-kami/20th/...

OH NO! THE REFEREE IS OUT COLD AND AERITH IS ON THE RAMPAGE!

flushback

this is a specialty from pompeii

it will cost 70 billion dollars

what if instead of pragmata it was prograka and it was insufferable

they’re unforgettable; daisy dukes, bikinis on top

MILK vs MEN'S MILK

Flashdance (1983)

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Only US Votes Against Women’s Rights Document At UN Commission - Health Policy Watch President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we are forced to

For the first time in decades, consensus broke at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. The United States cast the lone “no” vote on a document aimed at improving justice systems for women and girls worldwide. Misogyny is the official policy of the US under Trump.

Fan sign at AEW Dynamite that says, "MJF spins the square in Tetris."

#AEWDynamite 🤼

Decimus Phostle [waving his arms excitedly]: "Tintintin tiiin" Tintin: "?" Decimus Phostle [waving his arms excitedly]: "Tintintintintin" Tintin: "?" Decimus Phostle [waving his arms excitedly]: "Tintintin tiin tintintintintintintintin" Tintin: "?" Decimus Phostle [extreme closeup]: "It's the final countdown!" Tintin: *grabs his head with both hands in shock*

A Genius annotation for LL Cool J’s songs Deepest Bluest explains a line: “LL Cool J is a shark supremacist, which is bad. Total ocean equality is possible in a better world we just have to imagine it. But in the movie, the sharks have genius brains from human experimentation, so they are cursed with the human disease of “fish racism”. Also I think they used needles to make the sharks somehow, the movie is confusing.”

whoever did the line by line genius annotations for this one is a legend

The Millennial CAPTCHA “CAPTCHAs help separate bots from humans. But what if you only want your content to be seen by humans in their 30s with passions for subway tile and posting ...

"CAPTCHAs help separate bots from humans. But what if you only want your content to be seen by humans in their 30s with passions for subway tile and posting JLaw reaction GIFs in Slack? For this purpose, we have created the Millennial CAPTCHA."

schrödinger's strait is both open and closed; it is a quantum strait that may open or closed when observed

High Sacrificial Hip Dance - Full Throttle Anal! Pussy Stretched To The Limits!! -

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.