Feel really bad for Estêvão and this reported injury. One of the few positives of this season has been watching him play, someone who has got me out of my seat on numerous occasions.

Very funny looking on the other site the names people are hoping will be our next manager. Guys, Gary O’Neil also has Premier League experience, it’s obviously going to be him.

Can’t wait for a really toxic Wembley end on Sunday when we lose to Leeds

Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

I can’t take credit for this but my mate said they should have also announced the Men are moving to Kingsmeadow.

The move will disadvantage some fans for sure and I sympathise with them, but my fellow podcaster Sophie pointed out that the facilities are better for the players + we will get bigger crowds because of its proximity to Central London.

Cheapest Kingsmeadow Season Ticket this season is in the South Stand, and that’s £60 for 7 league games so it averages to £8.57 per game. In The Shed next season it’s £10 and you actually get a seat as well (South Stand is an open terrace).

I would like to make a serious point on the CFCW to Stamford Bridge announcement and that’s that the pricing is very reasonable.

Well up for starting again with a fan owned phoenix club in a few years once BlueCo liquidate us because of their financial incompetency. Can drink in view of the pitch for a few seasons, better concourse food and going to loads of random small towns. Don’t see a down side.

From a What’s App group chat

Gary Cahill on Chelsea’s 1st half performance: “It can’t get any worse than that.”

Me:

This team is a floating corpse in the river

I am surprised Liam Delap wasn’t in trouble then and VAR didn’t ask the referee to look at that again

Not even 3 minutes hahaha

Feel sorry for anyone who has gone that they’re having to endure Pedro Neto and Liam Delap up front.

Went out for a pre-emptive men’s mental health walk before the game, saw the team during said walk, and considering extending it for 3 hours.

Happy “Hasselbaink at wing back” Day to all that celebrate/mourn

We won’t talk about the 2nd leg of this, or the game on this day last year.

Yeah Spurs won’t be a problem.

The Forest game also sold incredibly slowly for a free for all. I did wonder if that was because it got moved to the Bank Holiday.

Newcastle are in no form, Fulham are soft, West Ham maybe the toughest as they’ll be scrapping, then Burnley already down by this point and Palace before a potential Conference League Final.

Arsenal will still win the league because City won’t win the last 6.

I’m not going to apologise to any Arsenal fans who were in the Spitfire Lounge at Maidstone United for celebrating the Manchester City goals.

Anniversary of my first ever game. I was in the West Stand but only the lower tier was built at that point. The future character actor Frank Leboeuf scored the only goal of the game from the penalty spot and my Dad claims (unverified) that Paolo Di Canio got booked for mooning the crowd.

chelsea men haven’t scored a goal against anyone other than port vale since march 11, and hasn’t scored in premier league competition since march 4. they’ve averaged 1.25 xG in the five games they haven’t scored, turns out Wage Structure is a shitty finisher.

Nope of course I didn’t and fucking Charlton let me down for £120 earlier

I will be searching for the footage this week. The guy had one of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen.

Some YouTube twat asked me for a score prediction before the game and after saying “you don’t want to know what I think” he pressed me and then I said “1-0 defeat”.