This is the RFK Jr theme song. youtu.be/tUq9fURN2VQ?...

I mean I wouldn’t be the one to tell a goose to get off the field.

The NFL will never let the Saints get to the Super Bowl again as long as they’re in New Orleans because they’re still mad about them not moving after Hurricane Katrina. (The NFL didn’t rig the Super Bowl they appeared in because they didn’t think they had to.)

Yet another example of how the only jobs that AI can actually replace are of the people in charge.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Police unions delenda est

Guess I should see if I’m allowed to ban these from my classrooms.

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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I mean, we are trying to see God in that moment

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True but there’s also a list of

I’m very much a live and let live type but I’d happily take one for the team, karmically-speaking, for something bad to happen to that piece of shit.

Maybe she saw that picture of Trump as Jesus and she thinks he’ll resurrect her if she shows her loyalty to him.

Read the whole thread.

Movie poster for Highlander

I just scrolled the Wikipedia page for an answer and my year was weak, but here’s my answer

We provide immense subsidies to rural areas through redistribution and industrial policy, which all of the white rural areas resist kicking and screaming because wind and solar is a Chinese plot to trans their kids who don't talk to them.

It’s only swamp-ass in the swamp though. On the coasts (which is most of the southern part on both sides) you get lots of ocean breeze.

The big reason not to live there (beyond it being underwater soon) is that it’s built for cars. You have to drive everywhere.

That’s a really good choice

Go stand out in the street and listen to random people playing instruments too

Solid defense and a lights-out bullpen though, right?

I ain’t scared of you motherfuckers—The Gospel of Bernie Mac

Also my dedicated device isn’t transmitting usage data back to the company that made it.

Also fuck those stepsons who make me want to believe in a burning hell.

I hope one or more of the liberal justices are sitting on their dissents until well into the summer when it’ll lessen the effect of this ruling on the November elections.

I would like to watch both of those please

Sounds like the kind of place where a person might store some Amontillado.

Pete Hegseth is a cautionary tale about the dangers of syphilis maxxing

I usually love seeing words that are pieced together from familiar parts so they can be used in nee and interesting ways but I feel like every time I see one that clangs on the ear or makes me mad, it comes from the business world.

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I love dinosaurs so much I keep a flock of their descendants in my back yard.

Okay so hear me out. What if the Catholic high school was next door to your high school and the students all rode the same bus and also Mardi Gras is your favorite holiday? Can I get like a third of an excommunication?