Well, at least the BBC is covering this.

Based on the completely arbitrary rules I just made up for life, I win. Suck it, chumps.

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Suck it, Big Tech. Nobody wants the AI revolution you keep insisting is inevitable.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The time to remove Trump is NOW

I don't care how many followers you have, posting or sharing of AI slop is an instant unfollow for me. #AISlop

If you still support this senile shit stain after this speech, you need to lube up your fist and go fuck yourself.

Swalwell: "This guy has more plans for his ballroom at the White House than he does for protecting the homeland, fighting a war in Iran, and bringing down the costs as he promised he'd do on day one."

SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

lmao

The New York Times games app has added a jazzy little number that plays when you complete a crossword, and now I have "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs" as an earworm.

My father always told me "If at first you don't succeed you might as will give up. Great that you've figured out that you were always gonna end up a failure, now walk in front of a bus, if you can get THAT right."

My father is a lovely man and said no such thing, but can you imagine?

Arrest the Trump Administration, now.

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Yeah, this is a no brainer. POC showing up in protest has a good chance of ending up on a one way flight to "I dunno".

What an absolute unit of a clown shoe.

Reports are now emerging from within the Dilley, Texas ICE Family Concentration Camp, which are referred to as “Blue Butterfly Zones.” These zones are where the camp’s young girls are being kept separated and isolated for unknown reasons.

I'm not buying anything from companies that use AI in their advertising. If you aren't willing to pay people to create your adverts, I'm not paying to buy your creations either. #AIslop

Rectum? Darn near poop chute!

#USA #PamBondi #EpsteinFiles

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Make no mistake: Warehouses are being purchased and constructed with the goal of cramming in as many people as they can fit. The concentration camps in Germany were horrendous, but what's coming is going to make them look like the motherfucking appetizer. #ICE

NEWS: Goldman Sachs’ top lawyer Kathryn Ruemmler has RESIGNED after newly released emails exposed a years-long personal relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — including advising him on handling sex crime accusations, media scrutiny, and accusers.

Chris Murphy: "I sat with the kids for an hour. They saw things in these prisons they'll never forget. The bottom line is we have a constitutional obligation to only fund an administration that's operating lawfully. We cannot, we should not fund DHS if it committing these crimes."

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Raskin: To promote justice for the people, you've got to listen to the victims like the women seated behind you today. Those are just some of the hundreds of survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's global sex trafficking ring. You still haven't with them.

Pamela Jo Bondi coldly ignoring the Epstein survivors as she memorizes her next irrelevant lie to protect one of the main perpetrators.

Imagine a President bulldozing 1/3 of our Historic White House pocketing $300 million and that doesn’t even crack the top 100 most destructive, vile, disgusting things he’s done, yet here we are

Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."