rimonoroni Follow christians: what could possibly be in that evil book.... what horrible spells does it hold within its pages... what black magic does it propagate.... the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you've learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like "dude wtf" and the rabbi was like "listen i know this is unorthodox but you're well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn't die" and the guy was like "i didn't know that!" who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what rimonoroni Follow #what? look up Bavli Kiddushin 29b <3

I love the Talmud

Pretty much encapsulates the precise thoughts I had while watching the show. Great thread.

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Love seeing 3 separate comments quoting the exact same line from SCP-8980 lmao

Yes indeed!

I'm sorry I dont recognize you 😭

Thank you :)

Who is this?

No, I just mean I haven't been keeping track of you 😅

I've worked with John on a project before, and I just want to add to the discussion that not only is he absurdly talented, but he's also *incredibly* fun and easy to work alongside. His humor and good attitude are cherries on top of his phenomenal skill. Please give him a shot for your projects!

Lots of those were voice chats!

Wow, crazy n dropoff this year lol

nothing, sorry :(

guaire cultural victory

nope, sorry :(

yay!!! yippee!!!!

Of Butterflies and Boys - An SCP 8980 Artwork

An artwork I finally decided to post on the wiki, alongside my first short solo written work to accompany it.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:emotiona...

Here ya go!

absolute badooga moment

ya

As it turns out, yes!

Maybe next year! :P

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sorry to say, but your yearly score has declined by 0.001.... im afraid youre washed

High score!

Once more, the YossiRecap cometh! Every day, I record who I spoke to in my journal, as well as rate how that person made me feel that day on a scale of 1 to 5.

Reply below or DM me, and I'll show you your stats!

thought I had a joke about Parshat Balak but I was just talking out of my ass

Philosophy - Wikipedia

We have a field for those.
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