(( my ass NEEDS to write gooey

FLORGENSPIKEL IS OVR! Get back to the mines!!!

(( look this is dedede’s direct commander. he picked up a little dedede-isms. he has a herd of sheep monsters and scarfies that he sics on people.

(( apologies for new people who are unfamiliar with bandana’s game (he kind of fucking sucks. He’s kinda a bad person)

You may have fooled GREAT KING DEDEDE with your silver tongue, traitor, but 𝐈 remember what you did!!!!! You won’t fool me!! I REMEMBER THE HALBERD!!!

[ glaring daggers and jumping out the window. somebody seems to have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed… ]

(( HIIIHIHI it’s been a while!!!!

meta knight /neg

[ very slowly reaching for the revolver under the table ]

[ on the roof of castle dedede with a laser guided bazooka. aiming it directly at sir ebrum’s forehead ]

I kind of want this actually

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I CAN PLAY MUSIC WITHIN MY MIND..

( #MVRP || WRITTEN BY RUE )

Very well. Shall I summon the Royal Scientists from their slumber?

BUT MINE WILL BE A BUS. this is erm, non negotiable, great king

fine. Fine. Okay. Alright. We can make 'karts'. instead

No. He's not gone until I GET him.

But, Great King Dedede ! sir ebrum ............ Will he not just get in the way?

[ sharpening his parasol while staring at sir ebrum from across the room ]

I UAVE GOT TO KKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkbefrIEND Mr ebrum [ smiles ]

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TEMP. PIN (written by kyo); #mvrp