I'm pretty sure 80% of the responses to that post were bots.

This looks like a writing prompt.

Or maybe he really is a big Michael Jackson fan/apologist.

He's had a successful run regardless of quality. He's not hurting for projects or money. That's why I don't know why he would choose to direct a puff piece about a child molester.
They must have given him a truckload of money to even risk the backlash.

Antoine Fuqua directing MICHAEL is the biggest "Why would you even do that?" since Gus Van Sant directed PSYCHO.

Good lord, I also thought 15 movies was a joke. No wonder they're already going back to the well.

My grumpy old man take is that it normalized paying to have McDonalds delivered to your home.
Fast food is not good enough to be invited into your home.

Luc Besson and Lee Cronin out there thinking they can be John Carpenter

Too many horror movies are constructed like action movies.

Amazing Spider-Man 229 & 230 best ever Spider-Mans ever!

Oh.
Well. Now I feel stupid

Seems like cheating to have coffee before a stress test.

Hippie.

"Ranulph"?
C'mon, you made that name up.

Defenders, cause I'm a basic bitch.
We already have Hulk, Dr Strange, Valkyre and Silver Surfer. We can do without Sub-Mariner because I've never been a fan.

Get the so-called feminine brands like Secret. They work better and don't (usually) stain.

The very definition of "you had to be there."

Tiger shark is all "Dude what the hell did I doooooo?!"

I imagine the X-Men movies were the last time any physical sets were actually built for a Marvel movie.

Peter Parker's Day Off

He's the guy at the arcade who would pound his fists on the game when he lost and shout curses as he stormed away from it.

I have a box set of the Abbott & Costello Meet (insert a monster) movies. There are a lot more than people remember.

Sometimes I really splurge and get the ones with the stems.

A bowl of vanilla ice cream with 10 maraschino cherries.

One day I asked mtself, "Why put just ONE maraschino cherry on my ice cream?"
I have never looked back since.

It's a razor walking to it's car but somebody with a flame thrower is trying to stop it from going home.
Obviously.

The most shocking part of that last ep was Dr. Al-Hashimi dropping the F bomb twice in a row. Great stuff.

brb gonna go sing some karaoke with Dr. Santos and Dr. King
#ThePitt

The first Rescuers is like mainlining the 70's directly into your veins. The opening credits/theme alone induces flashbacks. It's a sentimental favorite of mine.
They should make a new one with B&B retaining their hopelessly dated Newhart & Gabor characterizations. Just for me.

I'm sure the other two dogs would definitely love that.