I was going to say "wow, I used to know someone online with interesting ideas about that" but turns out that person was you! Hello & congrats on book!!!

The cat is being allowed strictly rationed screen time.

Is there an Olly Robins TL;DR?

You have and it confirmed my suspicions

Emmanuel Macron is pretending to speak English worse than he does.

Humphrey Clucas is still alive?!

10/10 paper title

This weekend I was round at James's and forgot about the local elections because we aren't having them (but James's council is) so I warned him about a suspicious man in an orange jacket hanging round the house typing info into an iPad, who turned out to be... a Lib Dem.

"Back in the jug agane" is a load-bearing sentence in my vocabulary.

I think I'm too self conscious to have got into a lot of 17th and 18th century religion. You would never catching me Shaking or Digging or Muggletonianing.

Unfortunately I can't do any work today if I'm not listening on repeat to that one worship song from The Testament of Ann Lee, a film I have not seen.

Wait which story now

(Context was that when they were changing the design of the coins I had a dream I had to eat all my old ones, I posted about this and everyone told me to eat the coins)

Someone gave me an old style £1 coin as change and I am aggrieved but it's also reminded me of the eat the coins era.

If you know my surname then you KNOW.

Gutted not to have been interviewed for this.

Often confuse remote viewing with remote sensing

Last time I checked they were OK enough I didn't think it justified me trying to move out of our default provider at least

I suspect when at some point I have money I need to lock away for longer I will have to fight my own brain on this and I think lots of British people are just like this temperamentally!

My proper savings are for a house deposit so I have no dog in this fight atm except that my work pension is in stocks and shares and I just absolutely refuse to look at the values unless I have to because I don't have the temperament for anything else.

Yeah I don't think it will convince any more people to take out a stocks and shares ISA as opposed to just letting themselves pay tax on some interest or buying premium bonds or something. Pretty sure I read something from someone high up at an investor platform saying this (?)

Extremely zoomed in rabbits.

At the point in spring where living in England becomes actually enjoyable.

She enjoys being a "sweetie pie pudding"

Need to explain to Penny and my dad that the "dad and the cat he didn't initially want" dynamic is getting stale and they need to find some fresh material.

Discovered they can write off gambling losses??

Fell back asleep after my alarm earlier but fortunately Penny was there to wake me up by chattering at birds on the windowsill.

Why are Americans always filing taxes and Deducting?

Change your staring, mouthless infant.

I think they could do P60s in the Spotify Wrapped format for a bit of levity.