Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Paint the town red (Arabic Version) YouTube video by Naser Al Azzeh - Topic

youtu.be/2vrVFp3GVNg?...

Famously woke libtard George Washington required smallpox innoculations

Nothing says lethality like getting the man flu

(meme credit @tacticalforge on insta)

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...

I've been lifting a lot more this year than I have since college and while my numbers are improving, I would definitely need a lot more core strength to try anything like that

Still impressive tho

"NASA as fuck" I say to myself as outlook crashes again

The constant tug of war between savory breakfast and sweet breakfast...

Not gonna lie, the shift *flew* by.

Tempting the gods I see
bsky.app/profile/apbo...

Not a want, a need

I mean...
bsky.app/profile/cnn....

When I showed up at work today, one of the residents said "yeah, it's a slow day!" We proceeded to have a shift worthy of about half a season on The Pitt. I hadn't given methylene blue in 12 or 13 years...

So, despite the evidence, you'll have to excuse me for remaining a bit superstitious

Schismatics gonna schismatic.

I've never been Catholic, but if any Pope could get me to convert, it's this one. (I still have some doctrinal differences that keep me solidly Protestant, but this mf spittin')

But what about pseudoscience and peptides?

"One EKG begets another. If you get an EKG, you should begetting another."

-Slovis 3:16

I might bake tomorrow...

As long as they don't have raisins.

My mom makes an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie that's wonderful (I've made them myself a few times and need to do so again)

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Fair, it's a challenge to be sure

I was a contributor to my friend's medical blog back in the early 2010s and it started out on but became shockingly unusable due to the volume of ads a couple years later.

FWIW, when I load it on my VPN, I don't see any ads.

a man is standing in a doorway and says he 's not the messiah ! Alt: The Life of Brian scene.

Chef's kiss

That said, I think it's also ok for people to doubt your sincerity in the wake of a major change, at least until you demonstrate an ongoing pattern of changed behavior (which is why I'm not celebrating a former Representative from Georgia whose changes seem more driven by spite than enlightenment)

I can say much the same about myself.

Muhammad Ali said "a man who thinks the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

You can change at *any* time when the facts don't match your prior beliefs, and that's ok. That's literally the scientific method.

"but Penitent these are necessary counters for an insurgency to the awesome power of the state"

The LOAC response can best be summed up thus: Skill issue. Get better at war.

The text of the LOAC does not care if you will be outmatched by following them. It's not an agreement between combatants!

Just kidding I don't have a LinkedIn.

Chainsaw was running bad - not starting, dying at idle, bogging down at speed, etc

But tuneup now complete: new fuel lines, new air and fuel filters, new spark plug, idle settings optimized, gunk cleaned out, fresh lube...

Gonna add "small engine repair" to my LinkedIn

(Video by a 5 year old)

She has an account here too, but it's not very active

The Everywhereist is actually a very good follow on threads