I guess I just needed a screened porch in the Hill Country all along.

You look great.

The last "sure thing" guy for me was Andrew Luck. Feels like every QB since then was "yeah, but".

Appetite is rapidly approaching its 40th.

I'm diagnosed Autistic. My kid is as well. I told him years ago he has to try it. He agreed and now has fairly mature tastes, but he also has texture issues that I completely understand. From 3-7 he ate a lot of pb/j and chicken nuggets because I pick my battles.

Went to a vineyard that did tasting flights of 5 different wines w/2oz pours. I'm gonna have a little nap now.

Relatable. It's like that time I got upset that Stranger Things used a song that didn't come out for another six months. Fucking bullshit.

Speaking as a Texas sports fan, Cruz is the biggest jinx ever. They may never win another match.

Just say "Yes, but I wear a mask in the ring. Can't tell you who."

You could fuck him up for decades trying to work out which one you were.

I think that is from Wichita Falls 80-81. True F5. I was about 80 miles E in my Mamaw's storm cellar.

Not quite to the spindle but enough to take your head clean off.

The image of the record album embedded in a telephone pole to the spindle should be enough. I live in hurricane country and they scare me to death. I'd rather stand outside in Cat3 hurricane bare assed naked than fuck with an F3+ from inside the house.

I just tried the hottest commercially available hot sauce. I have regrets.

Oh yes.

Whitney was using coke before she was signed. She was a club kid. SHE was the bad influence on Bobby.

Even Spielberg made a Tintin picture.

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I think this is funny, he deserved it, and the people that enjoy this are assholes. Also, good bull.

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I don't think you can. I think you'll punk out after 15-20.

Deers! Mommas and their babies.

We are in Fredericksburg for the week.

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I feel like if we redid Billy Zane's career 10 times he'd be a big, giant movie star in 8 of them.

I was in a room that Yao Ming was in once. Got within 10'. I'm 6'6 and he is a full foot taller. Since then, I give small women lots of leeway because now I can relate what it's like to have a human that much larger in your space.

He won't have to skip leg day anymore.

They don't have it this year. Enjoy Yordan hitting tanks and Altuve getting closer to 3k hits. I hope to see the young guys get reps to figure out what we have. I'll go to a few games with fun promotions.

It's not crazy talk.

The entirety of my aesthetic is my Meemaw and Papaw in the early 1970s.

(Pictured here with not me)

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Smart mouth? That's a closin'.

Phish shows are similar. 40-60yo white men are given permission to dance stupidly.

There were apparently 5,000ish tickets distributed the last few days so hopefully some children's groups got papered. By any reasonable standard 100k paid over a weekend is impressive.

Oba/Brock could be fun. Seth/Gunther if for no other reason that I like Gunther. There's always a chance Jade kills someone. The rest of the ladies will work hard. That's about it.