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Sherlock Holmes Is Finally Free To Be Gay I recently watched the utterly ridonkulous TV show Young Sherlock, which takes some delightfully strange liberties with the character of Sherlock Holmes....

As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism.

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every day i'm more convinced lesbians should be in charge of just about everything

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i will give a bear the peeky blinders haircut

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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People who aren't educated can be politically astute & make smart political decisions. Black folks have been very politically astute even when they were barred from reading & writing. Saying Americans can't help but to choose to elect a bigot because they read at a 5th grade level isn't valid.

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We were told crypto would abet drug sales and trafficking and I'm sure it does, but it's also just an extension of the standard kleptocracy. Covers far more fraud.

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Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

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My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

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The longer I don't get this handled, the closer I get to losing internet access (& also the more I end up eating into for food while sore)
#MutualAid #helpsky #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky #keepfolksalive 💸💕

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lately mine has been Dicks: The Musical

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Google Starts Scanning All Your Photos As New Update Goes Live Google wants its AI to see all the photos of "you and your loved ones." Billions of users must now decide.

“Take a moment to think before you dive in. That’s the best advice for Google Photos users, as the company confirms its latest update can scan all your photos to “use actual images of you and your loved ones” in AI image generation.”

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The Question 
 
Erm, well – I begin, shifting nervously in my chair – 
if it’s true there is no heaven and no hell,  
no eternity or long hereafter,  
no divine plan or offstage direction from an invisible hand, 
then how do we make sense of it all, 
how do we make our way through this life,
this glorious, ridiculous, ramshackle world of ours, 
with its wars and brutality, conflicts and petty arguments, 
the ten thousand tiny acts of kindness  
which happen unnoticed before breakfast, 
and all that love and pain, happiness and loneliness 
that comes to us unannounced, by turns,  
as if we ourselves were pitched daily  
onto the waves of one of its vast, mysterious oceans, 
not knowing whether today is the day we drown 
or we find ourselves washed up  
on some strange but friendly shore? 
  
Mmm – you say, after a lengthy silence – 
what I meant was … do you have any questions  
about the job? 


Brian Bilston

The Question    Erm, well – I begin, shifting nervously in my chair –  if it’s true there is no heaven and no hell,   no eternity or long hereafter,   no divine plan or offstage direction from an invisible hand,  then how do we make sense of it all,  how do we make our way through this life, this glorious, ridiculous, ramshackle world of ours,  with its wars and brutality, conflicts and petty arguments,  the ten thousand tiny acts of kindness   which happen unnoticed before breakfast,  and all that love and pain, happiness and loneliness  that comes to us unannounced, by turns,   as if we ourselves were pitched daily   onto the waves of one of its vast, mysterious oceans,  not knowing whether today is the day we drown  or we find ourselves washed up   on some strange but friendly shore?     Mmm – you say, after a lengthy silence –  what I meant was … do you have any questions   about the job?  Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘The Question’.

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moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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a nice looking sloth

a nice looking sloth

a wet sloth, looking like some kind of demon creature that you might see in a nightmare or like, a republican primary caucus

a wet sloth, looking like some kind of demon creature that you might see in a nightmare or like, a republican primary caucus

march 1st 2020 march 2196th 2020

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bodycam footage of flashing super mario with pupils dilated, loud hectic beeping music coming out of his torso. he touches cop and the cop evaporate into ash

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L: A young W B Yeats wearing pince nez and a large bow tie. R: A middle-aged Aleister Crowley wearing a large (possibly homburg) black hat and the ‘I’m mad, me’ expression that he always put on for photos

L: A young W B Yeats wearing pince nez and a large bow tie. R: A middle-aged Aleister Crowley wearing a large (possibly homburg) black hat and the ‘I’m mad, me’ expression that he always put on for photos

Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵

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the Ford F150 was so named because Truck Fucker Gary, who works at the plant, "effed" one hundred and fifty of them, fresh off the line, before falling dead to the floor

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any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from deez nutz

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what in the hell is everybody even talking about

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the only world cup I give a damn about is when the world finally comes together to collectively cup my balls. that would be so touching (of my balls and also my heart) i love u guys

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Willy Wanka?

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Willy Wonka remake where all the characters are adults because he runs a whimsical dildo factory

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as a Christopher, I must see this

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2 days off my ADHD meds and I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair

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It’s time to cheer on the fish. Here’s a guide to a New England spring spectacle, the herring run. - The Boston Globe From late March through May, millions of river herring make a beeline for New England, entering rivers and brooks from the ocean and fighting their way upriver to get it on in freshwater ponds and lak...

Because we need stuff like this right now, I wrote about several places in Massachusetts where you can watch thousands of fish swimming upstream for their springtime orgies over the next few weeks.
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did I tell you all the bodega guy promoted me from "my brother" to "papa"?

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changing my name to Boo D. Shortz

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I'm gonna have a booty shorts summer

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The idea that this was staged is farfetched. I think the reason Team Trump was secretive on some of the details related to the shooting has a simpler and less conspiratorial explanation: his injuries were extremely superficial, but his team wanted to exaggerate them for sympathy/narrative reasons.

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