unfortunately not me because i’m a doormat 💔 i’m working on it, someday i will be cancelable inshallah

probably lu or ruwe because they’re the most outspoken and don’t take bullshit

it pisses me off that we don’t really have any fun clothing either. i don’t pass at all so if i try to color match then i just look more woman. why can’t a trans guy be a little faggy with it

it’s sooooo good

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i think i may have been the only tabinof era phanfiction writer to kill off dan instead of phil #trailblazer

spent the whole night dreaming about group theory and then woke up at 5am with the urge to go to my office and pick up my gt book asap… i think this is turning into an obsession

phansky commune when

i thought you were american

shut up you’re so hot

i agree you should go with the better lecturer in that case

just realized it’s almost may. i’m so fucking scared rn

wishing i was smoking a blunt with a lesbian rn

definitely!!! iirc it’s basically sour cream, mayonnaise, and a bunch of spices

i was only there for three months but i was semi successful i think

fun fact when i was living near geneva i went crazy trying to recreate a good chipotle ranch recipe/substitute made from only ingredients you can find from a local french-swiss grocer

I love weed and lesbians

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literally just throwing around buzzwords

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tomorrows 4/20 and i can’t take edibles because i was told to stay off of drugs for 6 weeks after my trip 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

if you’re counting variations then mayo is totally at like a 3. crazy fan of sriracha mayo. but plain mayo is like an 8 or 9 🧍 like that’s kind of disgusting

i was so on board with dan until he put mayonnaise at a 6 omg

this is why customer service employees deserve to slap at least one customer per day

PLEASE why is that so accurate 💀

huh 😭😭 is this your way of telling me i must be marinated

youre having a what

i have no idea but i imagine this is what snorting cocaine feels like