A square image with a background composed of Swiss cheese and a melty cheese drip in the top left corner. In round, bubbly letters the header reads 'Shadowy Productions Presents Cast Away: Cheese Board, Wednesdays 4/1 - 12/30 7:13pm PT' The next element is 'Starring Grant Nordine as Chet [REDACTED]' followed by a photo of Grant in a cap, then 'And ten of the finest Chets vying for dominance' The next element is a series of photos of the contestants, each wearing a baseball cap. 1. Aundawyn as Camembert 2. Mozzarella as Mozzarella 3. Nate as Gruyere 4. Abbi as Feta 5. Silvia as Brie 6. Taz as Reggiano 7. Dusty as Oaxaca 8. Alyssa as Chèvre 9. Skye as Blue 10. Mika as Parmesan The tagline reads 'Which Chet has what it takes to out-age, out-curdle, out-cheese everyone else' The bottom text reads 'A 38-part miniseries raising funds for Cheesecon 2026' In the lower right corner of the graphic is a small grey rat holding a piece of cheese.
Shadowy Productions is proud to present our next mini-series and the newest installation of the Cast Away series... CAST AWAY: CHEESE BOARD! Featuring our very own @grantorwhatever.bsky.social as Chet [REDACTED] and ten incredible performers playing ten other Chets that you can find out about in 🧵