me: on this day in history, the titanic sank
coworker: what a nice tax write off!😂
#taxszn

no, i never said using tax season as an excuse outside of tax season was a good excuse. i just said it's the one i use #taxszn

me: i am besieged!
coworker: this isn't war. this isn't the alamo. you aren't besieged. try again.
me: yeah but it's tax season so same thing #taxszn

michael qotd: “what am i even doing with all my sh…crap?!”🤣 #taxszn

the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

one drink away from depreciating land😂

the h in accountant stands for happiness

how was i supposed to know you were born during the kennedy administration? i say 10 years ago in reference to 1999!