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Posts by 🌮 Alacrity's Ghost

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a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sound-the-fuck-up 🤣

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a man in a yellow shirt is covering his face while another man in a red shirt laughs ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is covering his face while another man in a red shirt laughs
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another seismic event- that was not an entitled victory.

that was an empirical shift.

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@dennisgoris.bsky.social

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a man with glasses and a blue shirt is making a scared face . ALT: a man with glasses and a blue shirt is making a scared face .
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🤣🤣🤙

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Add blueberries & cheesecake bites and you've a marital aid that doesn't need batteries.

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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

with a 750Ω threaded antennae connector!

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I get the feeling he's paid for that treatment before 😶

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a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something ALT: a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something

f'n showoff

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I disagree- it depends who is playing it.

Paul Reubens would have been epic.

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kinda makes you appreciate a chilled, foggy morning- "over stimulated" is what we're goin' thru 🤣

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"Bitch I am trying to make dinner and you keep flashing that shit."

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Lol... And 9 minutes of blinking 😂

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ow.

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tree.

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Note to self: use camera to block the shiny thing from blinding you & you'll be able to see if the shit came out sooner.

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from across the pond here- they're doing what our MSM did a decade ago with trump: free press, zero pushback and essentially campaigning for him- they want the chaos-for-clicks that these 'candidates' generate.

it's an undammed revenue stream for them.

don't mess this up like we did, man- please.

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<Martin Scorsese has left the chat>

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kinda takin' the whole "show me what you're made of" thing a bit farther than normal, but it does show genuine contrition.

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a woman holding a cup of coffee with the hashtag schitts creek ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the hashtag schitts creek
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lol... missed one yesterday

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a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a cat .
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call me old school, but words only go so far 🤷

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the kid's gonna be a doctor.

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Dear Tucker:

if you want to apologize- seppuku is an acceptable form of sincerity.

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two men are standing next to each other and one has a dodgers shirt on ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one has a dodgers shirt on

😏

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what is truly fucked up is the people that inflicted this shit on the world will never pay for it in any way.

3/4 of our country & 7/8 of the rest of the planet will suffer the consequences of one small, petty bag of pig shit.

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still funny:

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