a woman is dancing in a hallway with the words hey written on the floor ALT: a woman is dancing in a hallway with the words hey written on the floor

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oh.. it’s been a while lol. We live in Baton Rouge now guys 🤭

my gf got me my first record player and record, the wicked soundtrack 🥹 love love love !

i love my lil lesbian life

went to NC for christmas.. SICK AGAIN.

Anyone who is feeling the need to be a school shooter just think how much more famous you’ll be if you instead go after CEOs and billionaires. People might even read your manifesto…

I am so bad at gift wrapping. my gf finna embarrass me bc she’s a fucking pro

i don’t feel good AGAIN🥴 working with children is just a risk bro

december should be the month everything is closed aside from food/grocery like we should just be off.

while my grandma is okay and still getting treatments that work well, I randomly realize she still has cancer and that’s just 🥲

i can’t celebrate pretty women with an eye sore ass man i’m SORRY.

hurting myself after being frustrated really makes me cry every time lmao

and garlic ofc can’t forget the garlic. and it was tumeric rice. unreal!!

we desperately need to grocery shop but i just threw together the best lunch omg. rice, tofu, teriyaki cashews and a little crumbled kale ???!! wow.

They found Luigi Mangione in a matter of days, but here we are almost 4 years out from January 6th and still no pipebomber.

I wonder why that is?

my cousin posted a pic about loving her husband and I almost said “yall so gay” lmao

If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t classify yourself as “marriage material.”

the way i wanna birth her baby! craaaaazy.

we should be able to give each other babies like ugh

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Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo ✨

just found out i can’t have blue cheese when i get pregnant. rethinking my family planning. (joke but 💔)

*not planning on engaging in religious discourse ever* I don’t think there’s much integrity in regards to the bible ( after years of being a christian + studies) and I believe in God that’s all I got for ya.

i’m not against being religious and faith guided but sometimes yall seem a lil insane

lmao oh i mean that was funny but yeah it was wrong😂 just unnecessary asf

cheating on lawrence but tbh i kinda started changing my mind. but i believe in women’s wrongs when they’re with bums sorry🤭

eating my last serving of leftover mac bc we’re throwing out the rest tomorrow 🥴 im a gremlin!

Issa wasn’t wrong!

i said “do you know you have thirty minutesssss” to my gf and she laughed and says “your melanin🤭.” I paused and was gagged !!!