fox players all think they’re hot shit but actually they’re all fat sweaty losers who are carried

the metal gear timeline could have never predicted this

TO's expect you to kiss the ground beneath them while they disqualify you for making a funny post they didn't like

personally i don't think top players should be trying to be backseat therapists, like cody who thought letting the guy who says he wants to play melee play melee was actually bad for his mental health.

turns out cody was just wrong, bro would probably be alive today if he was just allowed to play

his so called "friends" actually had a private discord server where they would torture hax$ mentally and coming up with shit to make fun of his missing leg and convince him that people are leffen spies

i can’t believe all it took for tesla stock to recover a bit was to do a paid photo op with the president of the united states, have the government designate vandalism on teslas as terrorism, gift multiple politicians and police stations teslas for photo ops, and get corrupt government contracts

3 on a Crack
1/2016 20 X 13 inches [50.8 X 33 cm] Graphite on Paper
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you should have replied with "did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?"

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel

me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

i find it wild that you started when i stopped

you don't fuck with dogpool? shameful

laser spamming camping falcos deserve to walk the plank

she dan da dan on my creepy nuts until i pikmin

i think it's crazy that people call greta thunberg antisemitic because she said free palestine.

directly associating the idea of feeling bad for palestine with people who think the holocaust didn't happen.
you feeling bad is like holocaust denial to a country that's carpet bombing palestine daily

where were you in midtown on december 4th 6:45am?

what the fuck did dyson do exactly?
like, he just made a vacuum cleaner that just looked cool and that was it yeah? i feel his wealth is undeserved to some degree

i bring the funny to the table, what do you bring?

you shouldn't have gotten it in red, it'll fade much quicker as the years go on

blue cheese edition

go back to iowa

Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao

you'd think they wouldn't be able to use twitter too.
a shame that elon doesn't respect the western sanctions on russia for starting a war on a inductee to the european union

fashionably striped

shutup, post more red rocket robot

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

They're selling the Gibby flag at the flea market

thumb people from spy kids 2

smoking crack and hitting it from the back 🔥

ethan klein does so much to make me hate his entire career now.

being a greasy little man shouldn't deserve praise, i liked it better when he was just doing funny shit and not the lame ass podcast and drama baiting