And someone has already asked to see my ween. Oh Internet, NO NOT AGAIN.
Posts by Andrew Jordan
Posting pictures of me in a wet t-shirt competition and in suspenders on Instagram today, being sassy to counter the emotional whiplash.
It's the good kind of fucked up honestly, sometimes you just need to sit in feelings and let it happen. It's beautifully cathartic.
If you're in the market for a method with which to absolutely emotionally eviscerate yourself, I highly recommend opening your late parents laptop you set up for them and going through their music and photos.
I'll do you one better.
I kinda wanna voice some starfield mods, that community is so darn creative.
“The absolutely horrendous and disgusting Wall Street Journal” is frying me
A graphic that reads: “In the first episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine, we saw a black man gain a powerful command position, respect the hell out of a religion he didn’t understand, respect three different races he didn’t understand, accept his friend’s gender change, and tell his son he loves him.”
Star Trek; it be like that. #LLAP
Screenshot of a cave area from Queen's Domain
sneak peek of a cave in Queen’s Domain
Moisturised, naked and watching good television shows.
The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.
A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.
Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.
The thing that hurts me most about Stranger Things 2 is knowing in the 80s I had the exact same hair as Billy and also double denimed a lot.
On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat
On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat
If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?
Who could have predicted this?
(We all predicted this)
All over it.
All you have to do is ask, I'm vocally slutty with my friends for free and often to their annoyance.
If you are able to help support our site migration that would be amazing! I am very bad at asking for help but right now, @butwhytho.net needs it.
We have to get set up on a new host, work with a dev, and our old host still has not refunded us the $3k they took.
Anything helps!
Unlike real life, not enough of you have laughed at my penis today.
Best game ever.
I'll do you one better.
Might actually do some social gaming today, get vocally slutty with strangers.
That statement evolves over time into a look that perfectly conveys that sentiment. Enjoy.
I am nude, let's go.
It takes time but its worth it, not one of my friends will ever make feel some kind of way because I vanish for weeks or don't respond immediately and it has been so soothing to not be chastised for not behaving "normally".
More dick pics coming later.
My mouth just got railed by a soupdress. I am full of noodz and it is time for a hot, hard and long showeraoke session and then many hours of nudity and hot tea. Anyone coming?
A picture of a serene blue fish tank scene with two large rocks and some bubbles to the right. There are hand drawn penis shaped plants dotted around the scene and two penis shaped pink fish swimming around.
In case anyone was wondering where I am at mentally these days, I tried a new demo out this morning. It's called Drawquarium and I will not feel shame. This is what happens when I am left alone.